Monday, February 27, 2006

Beautiful People 4

Here are some more Hollywood Gods and Goddesses to hold you over while I get some more He Hog stuff together for you!

Who are they?? See if you can beat Clarke!After you name my head, name my talent!
This woman and her pet primate is perfect because she looks just like George Liquor in drag!
What if you had a ping pong ball lodged in your chin?
You come up with a caption for these two dolls.
I am so beautiful, I don't need to have taste in men!

41 comments:

christopher said...

Hey John, that Mischa Barton is great. I remember reading Katie's blog and she said she loved drawing her. Marc Anthony or whatever the primates name is inspires the hell out of me too! Hope this blog is still impressing the right people!

corfer said...

Jhon, you draw very well (excuse me but my english is bad)

Brian Romero said...

JLo and Marc Anthony are great! He's such weird looking dude... scary! The Resse Witherspoon made me laugh out loud. Thanks for the funny drawings!

David Germain said...

pic #1 - Jenny McCarthy (only talent - being naked)
pic #2 - don't know
pic #3 - don't know either
pic #4 - Renee Zellwegger (top) and Nicole Kidman (bottom)
pic #5 - Brittany "spheres" and Kevin Federline

Well, as Meatloaf once sang, "3 out of 5 aint bad". (Or something like that)

Captain Canuck said...

Powdered Toast is my breakfast choice of choice!

Darktorch said...

them ugly people
u draw them correct

Anonymous said...

Great!!

Just letting you know, John, the file names of the pictures give away who they are (ie jenny-706767.jpg)!!

I still can't get over the Goldie Hawn from a few weeks ago. My god.

-Jordan
www.jordancooperlalala.com

e.s. said...

like jenny

Tits McGee said...

John, time to start changing the titles on your uploaded images so we can't cheat.

Now please get to work on the Heartaches for me!

Desiree said...

i see nicole kidman, reese witherspoon, and some strange barbara streisand person i cant quite pin point:(:(!! i don't think i know the rest?

Anonymous said...

i could only tell that one was nicole kidman

Vanoni! said...

These caricatures are a side of you I hadn't fully seen, John!
Fun stuff!

– Corbett

(Quit cheating, you cheating cheaters)

Anonymous said...

Amazing. Simply amazing.

Matt Greenwood said...

Great Kidman and Witherspoon! Her chin keeps getting bigger in each photo I see her in. I think it's grown!

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Check out this website:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/celeb.html

Celebrities with and without makeup

Anonymous said...

Oh and the Nicole Kidman is EXCELLENT. Definitely captures that scaryness she has.

-Jordan

Nicolas Martinez said...

I recognised Kidman on the spot. and More HeHog, Please!

Cali Maray said...

Since Ricky Martin seems to have re-immerged from the rock which he was under for the last 4 years it would be great to see his caricature...

How did he ever land a gig at the olympics, anyways?

deborah stacy said...

1. jenny mcarthy
2. jlo
3.reese witherspoon
4. renee zelwigger and nicole kidman
5. mischa barton.
these are great!!

JohnK said...

Deborah is close.

You only missed one!

Evan said...

John, you have perfected your reese witherspoon. its dead-on.

Wicks for Candlesticks said...

Muy comico, Mr. K, muy comico. Been trying to draw a caricature of Whitherspoon for awhile now with no luck. You nailed it. Thanks for updating frequently.

Brian Romero said...

That's not Renee Zelwigger with Nicole Kidman, it's Jennifer Garner.

Mitch K said...

Jlo.. Reese.. Nicole.. Mischa.. I only didn't get the other ones because I don't pay attention to glamour mags. That 'primate' Marc Anthony is really gross and really hilarious! Reese is cute stuff, even if she has a ping-pong ball in her chin.. Mischa is awesome! I love her teeth. That's a good one, buddy. Your caricatures are so refreshing!!

Squeeeel bring on the He-Hog! =)

Gabriel said...

The Jennifer Garner one almost made me pee on my pants. This blog is the best thing that happened in my life this year!

nightwing said...

"Well, as Meatloaf once sang"
you have to draw meat loaf, john
here is my kick ass meat loaf from a long tmie ago:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1219/2305/1600/ml.jpg

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Snapy papy said...

haha great

BrianB said...

I like how you didn't even put an effort up to charicaturize Marc Anthony, just drew him straight.

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Aimee Nester said...

Weell, Mr. K, since everyone nailed the names of the characters I'll try their talents:
1. Jenny M. : Naughty centerfold; bad jokestress; the new Dr.Spock
2. JLo: Cereal man-og-o-must,

Aimee Nester said...

3. Marc A.: Latino Crooner
4. Reese: Southern fried actress
5. Nicole Kidmannnn: Botox investor
6. Barton and her guy: O.C. how obonoxious they can be?

Clarke (Csnyde) said...

Geeze Louise John... Either my eyes ain't as good as you think, and you need to call me in for a special re-alignment appointment, or some of these are just a little too far out there for me cause shit I was drawing a complete blank on several of these.

I NEVER would have guessed that was J-Low or Jennifer Garner, and for the love of Christ I still can't figure out who the hell Mr. Pretty Boy two-shoes with Mischa Barton is.

All that aside, These are once again all fantastically funny drawings. Especially the portrayal of Marc anthony as some sort of wild man of borneo type.

HA! it looks like he slept under a barbers chair in one of them good ol fashioned shops that specializes in Pubic trims and Ear hair waxing all for a a buck and a half.

Can't wait to see the next batch.

Stefano D. said...

My personal favorites are Marc Anthony (I find he looks like a human rat in reality)---and I really liked the Nicole Kidman one.
Recognized her instantly!

Jorge Garrido said...

1. Jenna McCarthey
2. J.Lo and Marc Anthony
3. Reese Witherspoon
4. Jennifer Garner, Nicole Kidman
5. Mischa Barton and Brandon Davis

Caption for Jennifer and Nicole:

Jorge Garrido said...

Oops, forgot the capation:

"The actress who looks like she has down syndrome and the actress who can convey a wide range of emotions without ever changing her facial expression"

Jorge Garrido said...

I got another caption

"Nicole Kidman: about as expressive as a character on Home Movies"

akira said...

um i think you should rename some of your files to throw people off... usually the image has a name equal to the person so beautifully rendered... i still would have gotten Garner, Reese.. and nicole kidman(the most realistic/least exaggerated perhaps)

Jeff Schwartzbauer said...

So his X-Ray nipples cut things rather than see through things?

Ted said...

I could've sworn the left head in four was W in drag...

Anonymous said...

Hi John K...thanks for the archives at the AERO tonight.I had a blast.Can't wait till July for the new box set yeehaaaa..oh HeeHog is awesome i hope to see a more of him