Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Beautiful People 6-Jude Winners and more funny looking folk



And now........

PRESENTING


THE WEINERS OF THE JUDE LAW WORSHIP ART OFF.


Here's a solidly constructed Jude by Pedro.


A funny pair by Mitchl.

I love this one by Aimee! Nice hair theory.

OK, here's more of my crap...


WHO ARE THEY AND WHAT MAKES THEM SO GORGEOUS????

68 comments:

Alicia said...

Hi John. I had a problem putting up my picture too but I figured it out. Go to www.photobucket.com and get a free account. Follow the steps and it will show you how to take your picture and load it on to their site. Then it will give you a URL for your picture.
Take the URL address and post this in the area in your blog profile where it asks for a URL to post a picture of yourself. Now you have a picture! If it says your picture is too big for your blog, you can resize it automatically through photobucket and the problem is fixed. Good luck!

Joel Bryan said...

I don't know who they are, but I think it's their dimpled flesh that makes them so alluring.

Those Judes hit me like an atom bomb with their Judeness! And I'm thinking Jude is really just a chromosome away from being Peter Lorre.

Chet said...

sorry John,i wanted to enter the contest,but i didnt make something in time.Well,im sure there will be more contest's.

Mat said...

You look like you're from the 1950s.

Josh Boelter said...

Perhaps when you have a contest that doesn't require drawing talent, I can enter! So many of you here are such good artists. Keep up the good work.

Cheers,

Josh

Jeremy said...

I like your toys!

Anonymous said...

Wow, all the winners and you're own stuff is great. Who's the girl on the right in the one labeled "Beauties".. It's on the TIP of my tongue and it's driving me crazy!

You gotta say in advance when/who the next contest is, my friend is amazing at caricatures and I wanna let him know!

-Jordan
www.timwarnermovie.com

Randi said...

I sure love that drawing of the fat wedding people, but I have no idea who they are. (This is no reflection on your drawing skills--I just don't get out much.) They're like the Anti-Schieles. Beautiful lines.

The shirt is killing me. The colors are merely atrocious, I suppose, but the poorly-matched plaid is an eye crime. Anyone who cuts plaid on the bias and can't match it perfectly in the final construction of the garment must face a firing squad. No exceptions. Hapless wearers of same deserve our compassion.

Evan said...

John, go into your profile options and where it asks for a pic address paste this in:

http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/7480/johnk9dl.jpg

I cropped it from the pic you posted for you. Hopefully that helps.

And nice Judes everyone!

Corey said...

its time for some john k caricatures

Jeff E. said...

I see Scarlett Johansson in the beauties one and Demi Moore in the bitches but the others are giving me heck! Nice work. I've got to start uploading crap.

A long time ago I caught a glimpse of a slab n' ernie cartoon. i don't know if it was ever finished or formally released but what i saw of it was pretty funny. it involved some pretty stiff urination. did this ever see the light of day, John?

This blog is a treasure. Keep up the good work.

nightwing said...

%$@#&*@^$&*@...missed it again, i will enter one of these

Anonymous said...

heh, You look like you are in your 20's. What kind of Vitamins are you taking?

QueefBizzle said...

How do you bring women to your house?!

JohnK said...

Aaargh

I tried to put a picture in my profile but it only appears when you click the profile.

Why isn't it on the main page at the top right?

Help

John

Chris_Garrison said...

Now your picture is up there. You prob'ly just needed to refresh it or something. But everyone knows those photos are from the stone age, and you're a grown man now! Put up a cool, elderly looking picture, with ear-hair and stubble and all those things you love.

JohnK said...

OK, it's there now.

Maybe if I wore pants that won't stay up by themselves I would be more up to date with modern technology!

JohnK said...

actually the pics are from yesterday

Mitch K said...

1) Bodacious Scarlett Johanson & ?
2) ? & Demi Moore(maybe?)
3) ??
God damn celebrities. Aesome drawings!

Sly picture of yourself there, pal. Very cool shirt! It's good to see somebody else over the age of eight with a rack of toys.

Hey John, do a post of evolution! Show us some work from when you first started college, and jump through the years. That'd be cool.

Chris_Garrison said...

> actually the pics are from yesterday

Oh! I saw you once a long time ago, and remembered (wrongly?) that you were prematurely gray-headed .. instead Doc Savage-colored. Am I crazy?

anonymous 1 from that Heartaches thing said...

Yeah, he looks younger in that picture alright...but for some reason the glasses in his other pictures (or something else) makes him look older (I think it also has to do with not smiling)... I bet you if he did not smile in this pic, he would look a bit older...just a guess..

Good pictures, ahh, I can't draw (even though I took an Art 1 class in High School), but if you want a quick laugh, look at my work: http://img477.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scan1small9wo.jpg http://img140.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scan10001small8sw.jpg And uhh...if you looked at those pictures, sorry for disturbing you... :)

Duck Dodgers said...

Interesting collection of Hanna-Barbera assorted stuff, John....

Mitch K said...

Awesome profile picture!

Jorge Garrido said...

John K caricature coming soon! Stay tooned!

Hmm, now let's see here:
1. Scareltt Johanson, Hilary Duff
2.Drew Barrymore, Demi Moore
3. Phillip seymore Hoffamn and Meryl Streep?

Vanoni! said...

The first photo I ever saw of you was the Spumco crew photo in Wild Cartoon Kingdom (1993?). You had that big beard and glasses and everyone looked like they were having a ball. I thought, "I need to do that! I wanna have fun!"

'Course back then I thought all animation studios were run like
"The Duck Factory".

Your buddy,

Corbett

JohnK said...

Jorge got everyone but the last 2...

Evan said...

Is that Billy Joel in the last one?

Anonymous said...

Funny looking, maybe, but I'd kill for hair like that...

Gabriel said...

Tough. Paul Giamatti? No, not him. By the way I loved the way you made Demi Moore look as BOTH herself and a chimp!

Jorge Garrido said...

I'm getting a Fred Durst vibe from that last one, but I'm not sure...

WIL said...

Now THAT'S what I call a SHIRT!

Um Hi said...

I wish I could draw.

Vanoni! said...

Fattie receiving the ring looks like Winona Judd.
Other than that guess, I have no idea who the two are.

I'm finally stumped.

Garwik said...

>> Maybe if I wore pants that won't stay up by themselves I would be more up to date with modern technology!
Bah hahahaha!
Good one.

Aimee Nester said...

MMMM... I think you are yodeling in that profile picture Mr. K....

Anonymous said...

wwwwaaaaaaazzzaaaaaauupppppp

Eric C. said...

Awsome picture John,

Bye the way, Will Eddie Fitzgerald be posting on here soon or have a blog ?

How long has he worked at Spumco ?

And is there any advise you can give me for cartoon animation/writting/direction, etc. ?

Thank You, Keep your blog blogging, It's one of the best sites on the net for me.

_ Eric :)

Anonymous said...

Beautiful caricatures!

shaun said...

I thought scarlet was charlize theron.. drew barrimore, demi moore look good. The last one has me baffled.

Peggy said...

Damn. You're a lot cuter than I remember you being. Maybe my tastes have changed just a little.

Anonymous said...

NEWS HEADLINE: DIVERS DISCOVER FURRY BLOND CRUSTACEAN Holy crap! This thing is BORN to be on television! Scientists just named it KIWA HIRSUTA and you've got to see it to believe it! Check it out on AOL news right now!

R2K said...

Jude law is so creepy.

R2K

George Larson said...

That guy is funny looking.

JAJAJAJAJAAJAAJA

(I laugh in Spanich)

pbcbstudios said...

i think i saw you at moe's on riverside last night.

SamyCat said...

Hi John, Youa re welcome!
I love all of your cartoons!
And I admire you, I told you that I wants to be like you someday! Youa re a wonderful artist!!
I`m so happy to finally tell this! I was having this comment in my heart, and now I`m telling this and I`m felling very well!

Thankiu for always bring me a smile with your cartoons :)
Love,
Samy-

SamyCat said...

Other thing.. YOU ARE SO CUTE!! XD

MUAH,
Samy-

Anonymous said...

The last two are Garth Brooks proposing to Trisha Yearwood.

Vanoni! said...

The last two are Garth Brooks proposing to Trisha Yearwood.

You're absolutely right.
And that is Trisha Yearwood I see now.
I still ain't gettin' Garth. But what do I know.

– C

Gabriel said...

what's with all these girls saying you're cute? I didn't know there were cartoonist groupies.

Ted said...

Prematurely gray? Like the guy in this photo?:
http://victorian.fortunecity.com/russell/105/johnk2.jpg

Matt Greenwood said...

Do you work out, John?

Anonymous said...

Erin Says...

I see Scarlett Johansson,Demi Moore & Drew Barrymore there.

Anonymous said...

http://victorian.fortunecity.com/russell/105/johnk2.jpg

Teehee, the clothes are a dead giveaway that those "new" photos of John are from the 1970's :)

David Germain said...

1. Scarlet Johannson & Hillary Duff
2. Drew Barrymore & Demi Moore
3. To me it looks like Vince Vaughn and Mrs. Garrett from The Fact of Life (as well as a maid from the first season of Diff'rent Strokes) but I doubt it.

Also, about your photograph, is that red thing beside your head a Teletubbie? And did you win the Golden Nipple Award at some point?

Gabriel said...

Teehee, the clothes are a dead giveaway that those "new" photos of John are from the 1970's :)

No way, what about the photos in the Traumas post? He's with Katie Rice, who's about my age, and look at his clothes! He looks kinda young in the pictures above, but not that much younger than the ones that we know are recent for sure.

Jorge Garrido said...

Damn! I never would have guessed those last two! Good eye, anonymous!

Man, that Kiwa Hirsuta is one cool looking fish!

anonymous 1 from the heartaches thing said...

John K. will be INSPIRED by my work! Not...ok, this is off topic...but here's some funny stuff I made. http://img134.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scan100016oq.jpg http://img134.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scan10002small7tx.jpg (this one is rather interesting if you ask me) http://img134.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scan100034hw.jpg These are so bad, yet I think I would like to see more stuff like this from cartoonists (not necessarily Spumco, since they already have a set style of drawing characters). Uhh, just don't comment on this post, lol...I'm just trying to entertain others since I'm bored (By the way, this will probably be my last post on this site...I have other things to do...sorry all for my craziness/etc.).

Wicks for Candlesticks said...

Hey everyone let's start the John K. caricature contest already. Let's show the man how much we appreciate him talking to us and answering our questions with our warped versions of him. I'll get the ball rolling.

My Attempt

Lori said...

Looks like Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood for the last photo. Am I right?

JohnK said...

>> Lori said...

Looks like Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood for the last photo. Am I right?

you have an eagle eye, Lori!

Anonymous said...

No way, what about the photos in the Traumas post? He's with Katie Rice, who's about my age, and look at his clothes! He looks kinda young in the pictures above, but not that much younger than the ones that we know are recent for sure.

So he just shaved, dyied his hair blond and starting working out?

theKirkness said...

is the last one Celine Dion and her grizled husband?

Garth is a good guess tho thats my second choice.

that Demi Moore is awesome!

Eric C. said...

Yeah, John looked like he was way over 30 back in the day when he had grey hair and a beard. But now, He looks so young. It's like he went back through time or something. He know looks younger that before. He's like going backwards. It's Funny.

_Eric

Eric C. said...

Please excuse my spelling errors.

Thanks,

_Eric

Eric C. said...

sorry again about my spelling error
I the word in my last post, I ment
excitement.

Eric C. said...

oops, wrong post

Anonymous said...

Yeah, John looked like he was way over 30 back in the day when he had grey hair and a beard. But now, He looks so young. It's like he went back through time or something. He know looks younger that before. He's like going backwards. It's Funny.

I am pretty sure it has something to do with Satan ;)

Big AL said...

I've gotta look in here more often.
I keep missin' the draw him, her, this,that.
Fun stuff.

I really enjoyed the Angelina with the notes.
Reminds me of how hirschfeld took notes for his theater pieces.

Drew and Demi are superb.