Thursday, May 04, 2006

Beautiful People 18 -

Can anyone tell me what they do for a living?If only humans were as cute as Mickey. These come close.
Here's someone below who has so many things wrong with him that it's hard to make it look like him. Imagine being this f-cked-up and still having girls toss their underpants at you.

Here he is again. I did this one for a science textbook about evolution. They needed a depiction of the missing link.
Don't forget-if you want me to draw your perfect head, or something else...


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46 comments:

Evan said...

haha your timberloafs never disappoint.

Evan said...

by the way-

1. nicole richie, puff daddy

2. donald trump, william hung

3. justin timberlake

4. justin timberlake

KenM said...

What do Nicole Richie and P. Diddy do for a living, you ask? Hmmm...well, they, uh...they...um...well, they just plain suck. That's what they do for a living -- and a healthy one at that.

Love the drawings, John. Nicole, P. Diddy, Donald Trump, and William Hung (sp?) are dead on, and a somewhat frightening look into the American pop culture landscape. I have to admit I'm not sure about the last 2 drawings, but Justin Timberlake is my best guess. And would you think less of me if I admitted that I throw my underwear at the TV whenever I watch Ren & Stimpy?

JohnK said...

>>And would you think less of me if I admitted that I throw my underwear at the TV whenever I watch Ren & Stimpy?<<

You're a man, so...yes.

KenM said...

"You're a man, so...yes."

That's cold, John. Cold.

Anonymous said...

Hi, Mr K., I am writing for advice. I'm 40, have read a bit about cartoons and directors, but nothing compared to what you know. I've done some satirical writing, some fiction. Have drawn now and then over the years, but nowhere near enough. Would it be too late for me, in your opinion, to more or less start from scratch and develop drawing skills for cartoons? If so, how do you think I should go about getting these skills? Thanks for the great blog. Leon.

mark said...

wow thats really cool. I can almost see johns reflection in pdiddy's big shiny head

Alicia said...

Hey John! I love the cel phone in the ear, I can think of a few other places to put it too! By the way, check out the cock on my blog. You know I can't draw well, but maybe I could paint for Spumco...

gringogidget said...

I actually work in a dildo factory, no joke. I am a student studying animation lol.

Love your drawings, such an inspiration

Anonymous said...

Nicole? Well she's done some "acting" and has probably slept with some celebrities. Why? I don't know.

P. Diddy? Produced a bunch of albums in the 90's. Along the way, he established his own music label. I think he still produces but he also sells his own lines of clothes and owns two restaurants in New York and Atlanta. He also "acts" though I guess the sarcastic quotes are less necessary here as he's been on Broadway and celebrated films ("Monster's Ball" to be precise).

Evan said...

Puff Daddy takes classic songs and adds "uh-huh" and "yeah"'s to them, then for some reason people seem to buy it.

I'd say Nicole Richie is a professional Subject-of-Gossip.

Adriaan said...

godver. John you rascal.
I love your show, but what in a name of JOSEPH is this SHIT?
I think you and me should get together for some drawing lessons damn you.

JSL said...

mr. x
>>And would you think less of me if I admitted that I throw my underwear at the TV whenever I watch Ren & Stimpy?<<

John K
>You're a man, so...yes.<

What if we promise to wear panties before we do it?

:) -JSL

Bernie Fuck said...

...Back when I would sit streetside in the 40's and sketch passers by, a local old man wearing a worn turban with a wind beaten face, grabbed me by the earlobes, dragged me and my sketching apparatus across the pavement, and slapped me good and hard across the face, and bellowed...

'What the fuck is wrong with you?!'

I share his sentiments!...


Shit filled fun!

Eric C. said...

John,


I didn't relize that you were talking IN GENRAL on your reply.

Sorry about the little misunderstanding.

So, how much are your costumized Charatures ?

If I wanted to, can I request a celebrity ?

_Eric

KenM said...

"What if we promise to wear panties before we do it?"

Effing brilliant idea, jsl! How can John possibly resist now??

David Germain said...

...Back when I would sit streetside in the 40's and sketch passers by, a local old man wearing a worn turban with a wind beaten face, grabbed me by the earlobes, dragged me and my sketching apparatus across the pavement, and slapped me good and hard across the face, and bellowed...

'What the fuck is wrong with you?!'


Did this really happen to you, Mr. Fuck? If it did, that's hilarious. Almost as hilarious as your name. I would be honoured if you would leave a comment on my blog. Just click my name and it takes you there.

Chris Wyatt said...
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Chris Wyatt said...

Nice to find someone who hates Justin Timberlake as much as I do.

j9 said...

i wish i was as special as those people... epsecially nicole richie. she does so much for, um.... yeah. oh, she does some animal rights stuff... yeah, thats it.

jsl said...

mr. x
>>>>And would you think less of me if I admitted that I throw my underwear at the TV whenever I watch Ren & Stimpy?<<<<

John K
>>>You're a man, so...yes.<<<

>>What if we promise to wear panties before we do it?<<

>Effing brilliant idea, jsl! How can John possibly resist now??<

I wouldn't be surprised if we see this get animated.

-JSL

Pat Lewis said...

Great Puff Daddy/P. Diddy/whatever! I have NEVER seen a picture of that man with his mouth closed. When he's not talking, it just sort of hangs open, exposing those goofy teeth of his and making him look like a half-wit.

Wicks for Candlesticks said...

This is off subject. Just got my ticket to the big show and was wondering if the SODY vinyl figure will be available for sale there?

-David O.

Aimee's Sketch Blog said...

Wow, forget the the hilarious sketches today-- the fan discussion is steeling the show.

benj said...

Great Drawings (as always) John!

Benjamin
The Unofficial Spumco Website

Joel Bryan said...

Dammit, Evan got them all first. The pictures are great but even better is the wicked commentary on them.

They're all dead on but that Nicole Richie takes the prize this time around. She's starving. Starving for food, starving for attention.

She's starting to look like Ren.

Jennifer said...

Wow, those drawings are very good! Nicole Ritchie is spot on. I agree with Aimee - the comments are very colorful today.

A note to the fans: If you have the money, commission John to do a sketch for you. Besides supporting his cause, it's a good investment. As he starts displaying in more galleries, he can start demanding a higher price for his work, which, in turn, will increase the value of the work you purchased.

John - I've been talking to an event coordinator at the Warhol Museum in Pittsburgh. Could I send you an e-mail about your show? Thanks!

Shawn said...

What's the difference between a half -wit and a dim-wit? Either way, Puffyboy is both of those. I picture that dumb ass sitting in the corner of a room (wal-eyed) with drool hanging out of his mouth, waiting for his appointment to be kicked in the head by a horse. And you drew that expression perfectly. Heh-heh.

P.S. And Justin Timberlake is the horse. No offense to horses.

Ali said...

I love the owen wilson. At least I think it's owen wilson.

Paul B said...

HI JOHN:
I WONDER IF YOU CAN TELL ME IN YOUR NEXT POSTS THE IMPORTANCE OF A LAYOUT IN ANIMATION BECAUSE I AM FULL OF DOUBTS IN THIS ASPECT.

I HOPE YOU READ THIS

YOUR GREATEST FAN PAUL.

Paul B said...

ME AGAIN JOHN...

DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FOUND BACKGROUNDS OF JOE MONTELL??? A WEBSITE PLEASE...

THAT'S ALL, THANKS

PAUL

Rob said...

ahaa, fantastic! love your drawings.

Gyrobo said...

In that last one, is that a cell phone growing out of his ear, or a remote control?

Bluedog said...

Nicole Richie kind of looks like that girl in Thunderbirds.

Bluedog said...

Donald Trump looks like what would happen if Trump and John Madden both got in that Fly machine.

Anonymous said...

great stuff!

adam b said...

Hi John
Thanks for the info.
Is there any books on animation, filmaking or colour that are worth getting? (Besides the Preston Blair one) Is that John Halas- Timing for Animation book any good?

Anonymous said...

The william hung is "piss yer pants" funny

The GagaMan(n) said...

Aw man, if only us lowly non-celebs were as beautiful XD

KenM said...

"I picture that dumb ass sitting in the corner of a room (wal-eyed) with drool hanging out of his mouth, waiting for his appointment to be kicked in the head by a horse."

Wow, shawn, talk about boiling someone down to their essence. Almost made me shoot hot tea out of my nose (I think it was "wal-eyed" that got me), which could have made for quite a mess on my desk, not to mention a distinctly undignified moment.

JSL,

Popped in a Ren & Stimpy DVD last night and tossed some underwear at the TV (panties, briefs, boxers, just to cover the bases). Took some photos for John to reference, should he decide to animate such a scene. I don't know, I can't be objective, but I think this could make for a pretty groundbreaking piece of work.

randi said...

Upon scrolling to the first drawing of Justa Nincompoop, I thought for an instant it was supposed to be Our Beautiful President; those creepy leprechaun ears, that suspiciously collapsed-looking nostril area, the furrowed scraggle of the brows. (You'd think he could shell out for some tweezers.)

That kewpie doll head in the second drawing is absolutely perfect. Ugh. He's so gross.

Say! Maybe George had a war malfunction! That would explain the uncanny resemblance.

The P. Doody drawing is especially brilliant. Windows on his greasy head! Bwaaah ha ha ha ha ha! And for those who think he's dumb and untalented, how about you try balancing a toothpick on your lower lip and running a music empire at the same time? That's real talent!

David Germain said...

Question for John: Will you be doing any commentaries on the next Looney Tunes DVD collection?

Yes, I'm quite certain that Jerry Beck has pistol-whipped everyone involved into complete silence as to the contents of that dvd. I'm not asking for that. We'll all find out soon enough. I just want to know if we'll be hearing your voice on the LTGC vol 4.

Anonymous said...

"I will punish you all by throwing hot dog grease on your shoes! HAHAHAHAH!!!"

Ali said...

That's Donald Trump? Sheesh. Thought it was Owen Wilson.

S. Stephani Soejono said...

These are THE BEST caricature you've done of celebrities. (at least in my opinion)

sanscenario said...

ah best charicatures i've seen in a while. i'm so glad i found you(r blog)!