I loved this bear when I was a kid. He's real funny looking. His voice killed me and my friends. We used to go around school talking in grunts like the Ramjet bear. You shoulda heard us moan and groan when the teacher would hand out the homework assignments!
We learned to actually communicate with grunts and expressions and knew what each other wanted. We would go to the corner store and order potato chips, cigarettes and comic books just by gesturing and grunting. One time Nick the Leb chased us out of his groceteria screaming his own foreigner obscenities at us and waving his broom. We didn't understand the words, but we knew exactly what he meant!
I still do it. Where is this all leading?? To the next writing lesson: How to write grunt language - with conviction and heart.
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