Saturday, December 20, 2008

Professor Mole

Professor Mole is He Hog's arch enemy. He is a genius. Moles grow on him all the time, in front of our very eyes.
Old ones drop off him from time to time. They follow him everywhere he goes and help him commit unspeakable horrors upon humanity.
Professor Mole is actually a pretty nice guy for someone who causes suffering on such a monumental scale.
He's so ugly that people run from him without even knowing anything about him. They make hasty generalizations about him, which is the worst crime any human can commit. They call him a "hard working blue collar white man", "articulate" "nappy headed" and say he's "lost his bearings". This forces him to retaliate in the most horrific ways, all in the name of protecting our God-Given rights to be offended by words that newscasters waste days of TV time reporting on.
Professor Mole creates a doomsday machine with the intent of destroying all categorizations everywhere. Anyone who says "mammals give milk" is a dead man. It's up to He Hog to stop him and restore humanity and observation to the world.

If He Hog wins, that'll be the end of 24 hour news channels.

22 comments:

dAN said...

yikes! even his moles have moles...

PCUnfunny said...

Someone needs a hug.

Powli said...

"Anyone who says 'mammals give milk' is a dead man."

That's poetic.

Car2oon said...

I wonder if his hat is actually a mole O_O...

Mitch L said...

Professor Mole needs some goddamn love.

Really nice sculpture! Spumco toys is really producing allot of great sculptures. Great for construction practise.

I tried to do George in context. Sure is hard. I need to work allot on it to get better at it. I did put it ad my blog. Maybe some people have tips and feedback.

mitchoo.blogspot.com/

Whit said...

Pat Buchanan just peed himself.

mike f. said...

Wow! My favorite so far. Where's Mikey Mantid?

Faso said...

these are sweet man! who did these?

Bill Field said...

HOLY MOLE-Y!- Is this the same nefarious Dr.Wakoa Mole, who Stole Blowhole?(the famous waterspewing wonder of the Isle of Oahu!) In 1970, Kurt Russell and Caesar Romero starred in Disney's "The Mole That Stole Blowhole" With TV's Batman's Joker as the incidious Dr. Mole, and Kurt Russell as a Groovy Teen-Age John K.!

Dear Joshy said...

John,

Being such a fan of solid animation, I would seriously cream my pants to know your opinion on this Terrytoons classic, "How To Relax" featuring Heckle & Jeckle's nemesis Dimwit...

http://youtube.com/watch_fullscreen?fs=1&q=how%2520to%2520relax%2520dimwit&BASE_YT_URL=http%3A%2F%2Fyoutube.com%2F&vq=None&sourceid=ys&video_id=us7Tl1-2AFM&l=387&sk=xjgsmc0uhV16b6PAhjXMA4ibUADXkEo3C&fmt_map=&t=OEgsToPDskIi7Gh5dNrNHAfcdObB2rDc&hl=en&plid=AARNSnigbaLi16DKAAAAoAAQAAA&title=Dimwit%20-%20How%20To%20Relax

And if you're not interested/busy/annoyed,
no offense taken.

- Josh

Sven Hoek said...

I like Professor Mole's voice. A very laid back Peter Lorre impression. John K. is a cartoon voice genius (among other things)

Hryma said...

Crikies! Good thing I got out of the news when I did then.

Hey faso, it was I, for I need to start plugging myself! Are you still sculpting dude?

Thanks everydody.

Michael Turek said...

Are you making this stuff?

If so, could you do a post about sculpting them?

Booo Tooons Ltd. said...

Hey Anthony:

Show everybody your Hoggle head, they'd love it!

- trevor.

Captain Napalm said...

Hmmm.....y'know, these days it seems like the stuff that the media makes this biggest fuss over -like all those descriptives- aren't really OFFENSIVE, but they sure as hell can be ANNOYING. You know how you're always talking about things being SPECIFIC, right? Well, that's my issue with generalizations - in other words, for a pretty open-minded guy like myself, the problem isn't with political correctness but with aesthetics. Come on now, "Nappy-headed ho"? she's a goddamn FERN-FOLLICLED FLOOZIE!!!! A MISTRESS WITH A MOSSY MANE!!!!! (And let's be serious for a second: there IS something wrong with calling a woman you don't know a slut. At least hair texture is sort of objective...)

Hryma said...

Because Trevor asked and people might not know who "Anthony" is, it's me
and I'm showing off my 'Hoggle' now on my blog!

Kristen McCabe said...

Brilliant! moles upon moles.

Please do a skintag and a spidervein character next. pleeeeeease!

Timefishblue said...

looks like a hybrid of the two worst highschool teachers I had
very scary

lastangelman said...

Dear Joshy, that link was not good, here is a better link to TerryToons, How To Relax

Nico said...

PROF. MOLE FOR EVIL PRESIDENT!

Booo Tooons Ltd. said...

Yaay! The Awesome Hoggle Head is on display!

- trevor.

dave said...

this character is genius! i cant stop laughing about his description.

reminds me of that line in Uncle Buck:
"Hi, Im Buck Melanoma, Moley Russell's Wart."