GEORGE LIQUOR T SHIRTS BRING YULETIDE SPIRIT
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LOST SPUMCO TOYS FROM THE FUTURE!
These toys were made in the far future and transported back to our secret warehouse in Texas, where real Americans reside.
These are big and squeezable and will bring love to your whole household.
Know a lonely guy? This is the perfect toy to attract girls.
Jimmy of the Future comes complete with suckable anti gravity rubber nipple moon boots. Who else is gonna give you that?
WAIT THERE'RE MORE TOYS!
King-elect of America Vinyl FigureYour loved ones will want to celebrate the order by having the new ruler of the free world under the tree.
SECRETARY OF STATE
Each and every one of these Hillary dolls have been personally flocked by communist atheists who want you to have the most wonderful Christmas ever.
SECRETARY OF ASS-KICKING
If you know someone who doesn't believe in turning the other cheek at Christmas, then this guy is for him! Her?
Buy them here!