Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Next Kaspar

Hmmm...what can I do next to these guys??

31 comments:

Paul John said...

Uh-oh.

Shawn Dickinson said...

What happens if a NICE bear (like a Care Bear) tries to foil Kaspar's plans?

Kali Fontecchio said...

He should bath in their bed pans.

Taco Wiz said...

Some brief satire and fourth wall breaking can't go wrong.

An executive comes and yells at Kaspar because the cartoon's too fun. "Get rid of those off-model faces!" she says as she rips Kaspar's face off, leaving his muscle unprotected, because executives are COLD AND HEARTLESS.

Okay, that sucks. Just do more AWESOME DRAWINGS! And plays on perspective. I love Kaspar finding the most "secret of mankind garments".

Paulo said...

Hi John!
Thank you so much for your comment on my blog! I´m doing the exercise you suggested and will send the link to you soon :)

btw, I think I missed something... what is Kaspar? I´ve been reading and copying your Kaspar drawings, but what is he part of? Animation series? comic book? just for fun?

Jeremy said...

givem' good old fashioned skid marks.

Olu Sogbesan said...

I feel like whatever happens, he should be wearing the panties on his head, and when he talks the panties fill with poo...from his mouth you see, just a suggestion. :D

Shawn Dickinson said...

Kaspar should stink-palm everyone's doorknobs.

Whit said...

Kaspar should meet a Jesus Bear in the desert.

Le Kokain said...

Hi John this is the first time that visit your blog, and I like it so much that I started to draw.I'am not a PRO but I hope I can get a 20% of your talent at least some day.I'll try to learn all what your blog can teach me.Thanks.

Iron maiden said...

kaspar should dig deeper in the drawers and find a dirty magazine thatll make his eyes pop and twist

coolhand said...

he should use there toothbrush to clean his ears of all the wax that built up while he hibernated

Amanda H. said...

I agree with Olu, he should put them on his head. After that....hmm. I don't know. Dance around...more?

Sean said...

Kaspar should be arrested for the kidnapping of some sort of delivery man that came to deliver something to the rangers (milkman, mailman, doesn't matter). Kaspar then schemes up a way to get out of prison with his fellow inmate, Calendar Boy. CB and Kaspar rip open the prison bars and get the FBI involved. Kaspar and CB are transported to a military base in the middle of Antarctica, where the duo discover that the government is actually just a ploy run by higher authorities to distract the world from the real cause of pain and suffering. Underwear. Specifically, the kind that Kaspar was viciously attacking with his mouth.
It doesn't matter, I agree with Taco Wiz about awesome drawings. You could pull off pretty much anything these guys listed.

Jake Thomas said...

Poop in the rangers hat.
Go in the bathroom, eat all their tooth paste and leave the toilet seat up.
Crawl under the bed and pull all the heads off of their dolls.
Wipe his butt with the collars on the ranger shirts.
Use their facial razor to shave his butt.
Put the rangers hands in bowls of cold water so that they pee icicles.
Rip off the rangers noses and put them on each other.
The possibilities are endless, I love Kaspar

Kathryn Sala said...

Mr. John K,

I read, to my horror, that you might close your blog. I have to say for a very, very long time you've inspired me with your shows, lessons, and opinions. If you have the time please read my comment and reply back:

I am planning on becoming a 2d animated movie director. I want to create cartoony movies that will go into theater. Do I go to animation school first? Or is there a school just for directing? Please tell me what I should do to learn how to direct big films.

Thanks for reading, I really appreciate what you do (and did) for the cartoon world.

IgnorantBliss said...

I must ask, id there any variation in a Ruthenien bear,is Kaspar basicallly the norm?

Zoran Taylor said...

Uuuuhhhh....some kind of crazed paganistic ritual involving people's garbage? Maybe wearing a banana peel on his head, rubbing sour milk into his chest fur, doing some kind of crazed Kossak-type dance on rooftops, until the night he slips and crashes through the roof, falling into a bathtub.
Long pause.....oblivious to all that came before, he says: "Well, this just doesn't make any sense."
(beat)
Audible cracking in the floor, then he falls through again. More nutty crap happens.

Hmmm - that reads more like a script than an outline. I hope it's clear enough anyway.

RoyceAquatic said...

bring kasper to different parts of the cabin. bathroom for sure, there are lots of things to interact with there, then next to the kitchen. It seems like Kasper obviously things he is doing a good job, despite how gross the things he's doing is, I think he'll be able to make the rangers something good to eat in the kitchen

Brian said...

Bear hair in the toothbrush

C said...

Underpants harp. Elastics make good musical strings.

Mr. Tat said...

Kaspar can play with more strange human tools we take for granted and wander around the room. Eventually, one of the rangers will have to wake up and react to an enormous, scruffy (and cute!) Ursidae violating his sacred home like any sane human being.

Unless he happens to be sleepwalking.

Ryan G. said...

I think he would definitely eat some mayonnaise.

Bryce Johansen said...

I think he should tuck it between his bum cheeks as if he's tucking it in a back-pocket then he should start tasting the aftertaste in his mouth (from the underwear)...pause and frown then continue looking through the drawers.

Oliver_A said...

- Kaspar reaches deeper down the drawer and finds Horst's unwashed Lederhosen
- Since they are unwashed, they are pretty stiff, smelly and *crunchy*
- Kaspar sniffs at them and decides that he just found his breakfast
- He is crunching one of them in his hands, lots of old sweat and other unspeakable substances are falling down on te floor
- After gazing at the audience, he unrolls his big tongue and slurps the filthy pile off the ground

Oliver_A said...

Another idea:

- Kaspar is suddely looking over to the bed , seeing two big sleeping butts
- He mischievealosly looks to the saliva soaked, wet, ripped underpant in his hand and starts to convolve it
- close-up of horst's face, sleeping like a baby, then suddenly...
- *SPLASH* Kaspar has whipped his butt, a rain of saliva dropping of Horst's bewildered face

thomas said...

Might be a little obvious but,why hasn't he put them on yet?

Shorty said...

Bed pans and bathroom items sound fun. Though bathing in a bedpan is not so gross for the owner of the pan as it is for the bather.
What if he used the contents of the bed pan to make something he thought was useful for them, or just mixed something up in it? Could use the undies (underpants) to launch bed pan putty. It'd explain skid marks, don't know what purpose there is in launching pan putty though.

Bob said...

I think Kaspar should put them on and show off his discovery to all his animal friends

sharprm said...

put them in places they shouldn't go. like in breakfast cereal box. and on towel rack. so ranger half asleep does morning routine. get out of shower and wipe face with dirty undies. make breakfast and dirty undies in breakfast bowl. etc.

labtob said...

I just woke up and was thinking of stupid things that could happen to Kaspar.

How's about Kaspar get hungry ( stomach growls ) and looks for something to chow down on. Oh look! A stream full of flying fish! Kaspar's eyes wide open he charges to the stream, opens his mouth to inhale the fish only to get beat up and thrown around by the fish and they somehow hit him from behind shaving his back fur..

i dunno.. i haven't had coffee yet..

play with it :D