Mom: "AAAAARGGH! THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO IT!!!"
"Whoever taught you to decorate like that!!???"
"LOOK! I had every one of these ornaments numbered and arranged so that everything would be perfectly color coordinated!!
"GGAWWWWD! I have to do everything around here! Lemme show you!"
"Remember, the man upstairs can see everything we do! We gotta impress Him!!!"
Cut to the Prince Of Heaven peeking in on everyone's business on His flatscreen TV.
Jesus: "Y'know after a couple thousand of these birthdays, it's pretty hard to impress me. I dig that blue hair though."
Mom: "Here now, watch a pro!"
"Ta Da! Now that's how you decorate the Christmas Hippie!"