Thursday, December 31, 2009

Slab's First Fist 14: Morning Juice

Slab releases a whistling screaming fist directly at the maw of his opponent! But the trained bill opens at the last instant!It clasps down on the Fist of Fire!
Donald tears the fist apart in his powerful bill! Digits sever! Knuckles separate!
Bobby is up now, rooting on his Toon champion!

As the nutrients of Slab's pooberty hormones surge through the bastards's veins, he swells with burning power!
CRUNCH! He's taken the other fist! Oh my God, it's a slaughter folks! He's squeezing every ounce of juice out of the raging fist as if it's a morning orange!
With sheer disdain, he spits out the indigestible joints. Slab is crippled! Can this fight go on??

to be continued...

26 comments:

Noel said...

DAMN!! man these are niiiice, so, do you thumbnail out these poses or are these the sketches it's hard to believe you get these the first time with a pen (but it's definately possible with a guy like you). GOD not tooo many people do these anymore. Your best of the notebook stuff i think.

Mike Kevan said...

This is the most insane fight I've ever seen.

davidmaas said...

Fantastic stuff. One day, academics will write thesis papers about this.

The Butcher said...

Jeez! Brutal!

Will Slab be able to grow his fingers back before the fight is over? Without his pooberty fist, he's done for in this fight.

FatBabetCartoons said...

holy shit! i hope slab's gettin his fingersback! hes a too good character too be handicapped! XD and ur ├║sing again that yellow paper like earlier john :) awesome :)

JohnK said...

Folks, cartoon characters are never permanently hurt. Don't worry about Slab. It's all part of growing up to be a felon.

Noel: These are the roughs.That's why I use crappy paper, so I won't worry about having perfect finished drawings. It keeps me spontaneous to draw on crap with crap (a ballpoint pen).

Isaac said...

Cartoon characters may never get hurt, but I'm emotionally scarred!

FatBabetCartoons said...

i like the crappy paper XD i think this story is really awesome and funny cant wait for the next part good job! and i wish a happy new year 2010 too john & his spumco team^^

Alberto said...

yum... fist juice!

RooniMan said...

The first drawing of Donald biting down hard had me laughing my arse off.

Evham said...

Man this is the best one yet!

CartoonSteve said...

Gruesome... isn't it?

MASON SHELBY said...

God I hope we learn a lesson at the end of all of this!

Joseph said...

Wow, the fight was doing very well, but i did see THAT coming, gruesome also shocked the hell outta me, but heck that's entertainment sir!

thank you!

O gato said...

Donald Bastard is the greatest hero of 2009.

Gary Wintle said...

Ah, popped fists and shattered teeth, I'm gonna barf! Awesome!!

Shawn Dickinson said...

Niiiiiice drawings!!!!!!

ChanceToScoopUpGatherer=0.5 said...

great drawings, the way he spits the remains into the shotglass is amazing

Phreaker47 said...

Haha... that first "Chomp!" frame is so reminiscent of some of Ren's psychotic, "big teeth" moments. I love it.

Whit said...

This will revolutionize fisting for the new year.

Trevor Thompson said...

Happy New Year, John!

The Butcher said...

"Folks, cartoon characters are never permanently hurt. Don't worry about Slab. It's all part of growing up to be a felon."

Oh, I'm not worried. It was still pretty brutal though. Of course I love brutal stuff. A beating, a fight, and dismemberment? You're too good to us psychos, Johnk.

Oliver_A said...

Happy New Year and all the best for 2010!

bill said...

This one you're using legal paper, and there's nothing better than legal paper for the feel of a drawing.
Things look good even in pencil on legal paper!

Guy Cx said...

This story is surely a good definition for insanity. I really didn't expect this outcome! Awesome stuff, John!

Maximum Awesome said...

"He's squeezing every ounce of juice out of the raging fist as if it's a morning orange!"

It might be worth having a fight announcer voice just for that line.