Sunday, December 06, 2009

Slab's First Fist 4 : Crisis Management

Ernie's Blood lust is not easily sated. He eggs Slab on. "HIT 'IM 'SLAB! HIT 'IM!"

Slab winds up for a fierce

skull-smashing upper cut!
The whole lawn realizes the gravity of the situation! What began as an entertaining respite from the humdrum routine of lower-life has turned into an unbearable episode of merciless slaughter.
Mr. Worms cries:"It's too ugly! Someone's got to do something!" Mr. Daisy clutches his terrified wife.
He makes the ultimate sacrifice and tears himself out by the roots!
He frantically dashes into the house, knowing that he only has minutes of precious life left to act on Bobby's behalf.
Scrolling like mad, Mr. Daisy seeks out the one 'toon that might ward off Slab's ferocious attack.

21 comments:

mr paal said...

please let it be He-Man...

Crystal(RB) said...

Donald Bastard?

RooniMan said...

I bet it's gonna be a furry superhero.

The Artist Aficionado said...

Why not all the characters from the cartoon world jump slab. So you can experiment with various characters beating up slab.

Paul B said...

he-hog?

Chris said...

This is a job for RIP!!!

tomshuckle said...

is HE-HOG gonna save the day again?

Gary Wintle said...

Thanks for the comment on my blog, John. Much appreciated.

I just moved back to Japan and have some off-model cartoon goodness posted on my blog. I hope you get a chance to check it out.

Thanks again!

Trevor Thompson said...

Please tell me it's Donald Bastard!!

Michael said...

Hes' callin!?!

Orkin?

Pizza?

Nuns!

Walt Disney

Mr Rodgers?

UnderDog!?

Mia Farrow?

j1m_b0rĂ³: artista del fraude said...

Donald Bastard FTW!

Ryan said...

"HIT 'IM 'ERN! HIT 'IM!"

So even Ernie has trouble remembering which is Ernie and which is Slab?

Mattieshoe said...

Trevor:

Even in the context of a story ,I doubt Mr K. would refer to his own character as a "Toon".

I'm hoping to see a true "Toon" come to the rescue with Anvils and Pop Culture References

Kelly Toon said...

I'm on the edge of my seat.

Carmine said...

This is so hilarious, and keeps getting better. It would be so cool to see these characters in some kind of Kaspar and Friends-type show, w/ their own segments.

All these new characters are really fun and interesting.

Arthur Filloy said...

You'd better watch out John.
That little fat boy is liable to grow up, get a business degree at university and become a suit at an animation studio.
Then, in his nerdy revenge, he'll make sure to kill cartoons for good.
All this can happen in as little as ten years.
Nerdy fat boys never forget.

JohnK said...

Haven't they already done that, Arthur?

Sean Worsham said...

I bet it will be a funny animated cartoony character the Daisy calls forth. Unfortunately it'll be too late by the time the character arrives. Because of that the lonely fat kid only loves serious cartoons from then on and aspires to create serious stories involving furries and men in tights. He ends up going to cons dressed in cosplay, condemning anything remotely cartoony or funny because he's now a serious man, a man in his 40's living in his mom's basement, collecting sci-fi memorabilia. ;) Am I warm here John?

John said...

Lovin' the brutality in panel 7, John! I've done a quick layout from this story.

tata800 said...

powdered toastman??? LMAO! XD poor bobby hehe

mike f. said...

Tell that buttinsky Mr. Daisy to mind his own goddamn business! Bobby made his bed when he chose the degenerate Furry lifestyle, thus violating the code of decent men!

The li'l bastard owes a debt to society, and the Piper demands payment in full...