Monday, December 07, 2009

Slab's First Fist 5: Summon The Hero

Mr. Daisy furiously scrolls for just the right 'toon hero on the message boards.


At last! There he is! Flower Man: "MR. BASTARD! MR. BASTARD! COME IN, MR. BASTARD!"

"Your #1 fan is in trouble!"
Bastard: "Quack, quaaa, Squawk, bellow! Berate! Garble!"
Translation:"Not Bobby Bigloaf! He's memorized every line of my cartoons! ...and buys my merchandise!"
Flower: "Hurry hurry!"
"He's taking an awful beating!"

Out squeezes Donald Bastard: SQUOICH!


to be continued...

18 comments:

tomshuckle said...

Ah of course Donald Bastard! I should've known, after all we did see Bobby Bigloaf wearing a Donald Bastard shirt earlier. Great stuff, can't wait to see how this will end.

Whit said...

If any cartoon ever needed to be updated, it's Disney's "Flowers and Trees" and with this agitated echinacea stalk at the keyboard, you have a head start.

Gabriel Renner said...

muito legal!

Elana Pritchard said...

I really like Mr. Flower

Shawn Dickinson said...

hehehe...This keeps getting better.

Mattieshoe said...

Your stories never fail to grip me, John.

They're both Insane and believable at the same time.

RooniMan said...

Time for some face eating!

Khato said...

I like how the storyboard's art matches the tone of the scene - when Bobby got punched in slow-motion, it was painstakingly drawn, but now it's really frantic, and it's tangible!

How on earth would you get that energy into a layout? I can't wait to see more.

JohnK said...

Thank you. I've been teaching it to people for years.

Lampshade said...

Nice to see some 80s-Modern bashing. If only I could describe the pain of dealing with Scooby Doo marathons on Cartoon Network!!

Bruce said...

Hi John.

Sorry to be a pest, but not only have I done my revision of my Kaspar study, but I've also did a cartoon study of the Bugs Bunny cartoon "Forward March Hare."

If it's possible, could you go and give me a thoughtful, yet punishing, critique?

So they started inducting rabbits.

For My Personal Benefit

Have a good one!

From an aspiring animator/ cartoonist

Mr. Tat said...

No environmental neat-nick pun slapping blue skinned mullet head summoned by the elements of fire, water, earth, wind, and heart?

Donald Bastard, cameos of other cartoons, and the interesting action angles more than make up for it. He'll conduct unnamed horrors that even the most eloquent person can't describe without being reduced to gurgling. Can't wait to see what happens next.

Trevor Thompson said...

"Animoaniacs"! Nice!

patrick sevc said...

too good...

can't wait for the rest

Katy Lloyd said...

This is fantastic! Thankyou!

tata800 said...

that was sooo awesome,funny,creative & sooooo awesomly drawn!(parts 1-4) LOVE IT!LMAO the spongebob cameo in picture 2...john do you think spongebob rpped of ren & stimpy??? aniways great eeenteeeeertttaaaaiiiiiniiiiiing!!!!!

Niki said...

And the thundercats come too! cause everybody forgot about them and they want to be Donald fans!

Mitch K said...

HAHAHA I love this cartoon.