Friday, March 12, 2010

Derek Peed



Hi John,

My name is Derek, and I'm a longtime fan. Yesterday was the 26th anniversary of my emergence from the womb, for which my girlfriend Stephanie handed me the personalized caricature you'd been working on with her secretive and deceitful electronic correspondence.

I've been told being birthed was an important moment. My memories are fuzzy, but it couldn't have been any cooler than yesterday.

I just wanted to sincerely thank you. I'm sure you hear that a lot, but from the bottom of my heart, the gift means a lot to me. If you would've told me when I was eight years old, watching Ren and Stimpy in euphoric glee, that I'm someday receive a personalized sketch from John K. for my birthday, I probably would've told you to shut up so I could watch the cartoon. Afterward, though, I would've peed everywhere.

Moistly,
Derek

If you wanna mess yourself too,

7 comments:

Rafael Tapia III said...

but does Mister Horse like it!?

Trevor Thompson said...

I was eight when I first saw Bakshi's Mighty Mouse. I know how he feels!

Pete Emslie said...

Uh oh, urine trouble now, John...

RooniMan said...

LET THE PEEING BEGIN!

HemlockMan said...

Dude has a really sweet girlfriend!

Shawn Dickinson said...

Beautiful!

I will now empty my bladder.

Nicol3 said...

If I ever got one of these, I'm certain it'd get soggy down there.

And I'm even more certain that it wouldn't be pee.