Here's Mom and Dad with the first fruit of their loins. If only they knew what they had wrought. Soon they would be showering me with nutty mads and slimies. Here's the sanest members of the family. For some reason, the womenfolk in my family are the calm rational ones. The men are volatile cossacks. Look at that 50s movie star wedding! More sanity! Here's Mom and Dad with their all time favorite cartoon characters! Happy birthday Mom and have lots more!