Monday, August 09, 2010

What Do They Eat?

The colorful asses are full of superabundant love energy. Their tails gleam with magic and Ass Power(TM). But where does all this color and energy come from? From nature's generous bounty.My Little Asses eat an all natural organic diet of butterfly wings. The colors in the wings imbue the Ass-Tails with magical properties.
Sensitive Ass-nostrils seek out the tastiest wing-colors. Little hungry teeth nibble and gnaw - to the sheer delight of every girl who loves cartoon purples and pinks.
The young ones wait their turns and beg with their big hungry eyes for some delicious wing powder. The powder is sweeter than the purest honey. (They don't like the wing veins though.)
Love is everywhere.

Except on the ground where the de-winged and bewildered butterflies hop up and down, wondering why they can't cruise the saintly breezes of Ass-Canyon anymore.
The little crips end up begging at the exits of the doubled barreled rainbow that traverses the mystical land of Ass-Canyon.

This may seem sad, but remember that everything fits in nature's plan. Flowing ass-tails need butterfly wing dust and the magical tails in turn are clipped for the evil purposes of OWC.

19 comments:

RooniMan said...

They eat BUGS!

Roberto Severino said...

Get along lil' doggies. Munch on them chiggers, flies, and whatever insects you can get yer mouths on, ya hear?

I like how these drawings aren't exactly in your typical style, which I love as well. It almost looks like someone else drew them, and I mean that as a compliment, not an insult.

Scrawnypumpkinseed said...

That is disgustingly adorable.

The Nerdy Duo said...

How cute and horrifying all at once! Great work! I'd love to see these guys in motion!

Elana Pritchard said...

John, yer such a card. A cutesy, sadistic card.

How do you know how to make me love a cartoon so much?

Caleb said...

cute and gross at the same time = awesome

SarahW said...

They are so cute I could kiss them over and over.

Kieran Pertnav said...

XD
Classic John K. humor

Iron maiden said...

lol I love the first pic

Steve Hogan said...

John sure is rough on bugs.

He-Sick Sailor said...

They eat anything they even seem to be cannibals. Wonder how the executives would think of this idea.

kevin said...

Love it!

Kali Fontecchio said...

T___________________T poor butterflies!

Kirk said...

Funny, funn-nyy

Fata Morgana said...

Ha ha, oh man, I want this show to be animated forthwith.

Frizzurd said...

I love the fourth pic down. Silly, daffy-like expression.

Stupid Demon said...

OK I dig it.
but a strange thought comes to me,
I came into this world in 1985 and grew up with your work.
Now don't get me wrong but this I love your work and I find this amazing seams, to be focused on my gen.
Pokemon has been around since I was in middle school and is jest as popular as ever (the 2 diffident versions of the same are 7th and 2ed best selling games of the year thus far.

I guess wuuht I am getting at is wuht is it like to grow up withe the fan base you found find it self to be retro cool and wishes to find itself funny?

don't mean to be a ass or anything I have learned more from this blog then three years of of AI,
but it seems you could focus your efforts a bit better

Trevour said...

Now that's some of the funniest stuff I've seen in a LONG time! I can totally visualize this in completed animated form. And all the colors and butterfly torture. I want to see this cartoon now!

Harmke said...

they look so d*mn cute <3

I don't know if you could use it, but I've inked one of the drawings:
http://cookierainbows.blogspot.com/
I colored it with colors i like.