Thursday, March 24, 2011

Ride Mickey's Ass

Here is the most beloved cartoon icon of all time.
I wonder what he does with that stick. Are those gears?
I like that his reproductive equipment sticks out of both sides. Very efficient.


33 comments:

cartoonretro said...

I like the eyelashes on his pupils.

Damiano D said...

Hahaha that's AMAZING! I love the facial expression. What the hell is something like that used for anyway!?

Steven M. said...

Who would want to ride him?

David Gale said...

What a great solution to the problem of showing Mickey's ears in 3D!

Vincent Waller said...

That's his waking stick. Mice aren't designed to carry around human children, let alone the occasional drunken lout that climbs on board.

kozmo said...

is this one of the famous Mickey Mouse toys designed by Bob Clampett? It is certainly ribald enough!

J C Roberts said...

Seems like the result of an unholy union between Mickey and Goofy...

Garsh...

J.R. said...

Ride his ass?...What about that butt-plug nose?

becurt said...

It's kind of creepin' me out.

mike f. said...

What a great solution to the problem of showing Mickey's ears in 3D!

This, too: Mickey Bear .

Trevor Thompson said...

Well, hey! That ass has a hoel!

J.R. said...

That nose would be way funnier to see stuffed in and out of a nostril than Ranger Rick's.

marcushelbling said...

:x
it's terrifying.

Archie said...

I havent stopped laughing for a good ten minutes after seeing this.

glamaFez said...

He has a cartoon patch on his ass from when somebody in his past tore him a new one.

HemlockMan said...

More than ever, he really does look like Mickey Rat in that incarnation.

AtomicTiki said...

Seeing Mickey's hobbled appearance and saddle seems appropriate given how long Disney has been riding him...

Note the cleverly hidden radar dishes, perfect for detecting Soviet sneak attack.

Hobbled Riding Mickey: Integral element of the DEW line! *patriotic-ish stock music*

Olivier Vuillemenot said...

Looks like Mickey got caught by some mad scientists and came back like this.

Gordeaux said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

daniel said...

and i was wondering, what on earth could inspire you to make such crazy cartoons.

Brown-Acid said...

I suppose theres no video of how this thing moves

MistahB said...

wow thats... really... creepy haha

Scrawnycartoons said...

Yikes! Is Mickey auditioning for Human centipede part 2?

By the way, interesting title

Mak said...

AHAHAHAHA where do you FIND this stuff??

Dat ASS.

Harmke said...

poor mickey XD

Josh K said...

Haha, cast off merch from a rare Mickey Mouse cartoon called 'Smell the Glove' ;)

Morgue Anne said...

@scrawnycartoons. Human centipede 2...LOL you nailed it.

chrisallison said...

HAHA weird. Were all the toys super goofy during this time period?

The Butcher said...

This toy is so bizarre! I wonder who came up with this and why they thought Mickey should be ridden like a horse.

Erik B said...

wow this Mickey has progeria.
Someone put this creature to sleep!

Salomon Fenix said...

LOL WUT

kurtwil said...

Interesting. There have been Disney-ripoff kiddie rides in various low-end malls and outside discount stores. Perhaps this rodent's one of those.
The gears in its rear suggest the now vanished tail wagged back and forth while whoever/whatever "rode" this rodent.

For curiosity sake, are there any Ren and Stimpy rides of this type anywhere in the world?

talkingtj said...

where do you find this stuff?