Monday, August 13, 2012

Return of the String Holders

Boy these sure are handy.


and here's a bonus Muskie Pillow Pal.

7 comments:

Elana Pritchard said...

Heart strings are not meant to be held that way. Not unless they are attached to something. If your shoelaces remain untied like that too long you fall over.

Surely there has to be a better method of teaching then completely building someone up only to shatter their dreams. But how would you know, you've never tried any other method with me! It hurts real deep, you know.

I'm tired of being lied to. When I'm done typing this, I'm off to babysit and do someone's dishes. Not as nice as my dreams coming true, but that's where empty string holding can lead you.

I can only hope this is all a test. These kind of tests have been going on for almost 2 years now! Do you really have it in you to live without me? When are you going to give me a chance?

I'm perfectly capable of working on this project. It's the string holding that's ruining everything.
I'm also tired of you treating me like a child. I'm a good woman, and smart, and hardworking, and I'm crazy about you and I've put up with A LOT. I supported you day and night to make your dreams come true and now you're going to ditch me and leave me high and dry? If you don't recognize the good thing you've got now, you never will!

Either give me a chance and love me, or leave me, but please never lie so deeply as to say you love me and want to be with me if you don't.

May the sweet lord have mercy over this whole situation!

Give me the chance I deserve!

top cat james said...

It appears Egghead doffed his head (a la "Cinderella Meets Fella")one time too many.

How cool is that? Egghead merchandise!

Facundo Ezequiel said...

I'm a little bit ashamed of myself, for I didn't knew these things existed until now...

Joshua Marchant (Scrawnycartoons) said...

I like Porkies overbite!

Ken said...

These things sure love string.

Joshua Kahan said...

I saw a bunch of these in the Mint - Museum of Toys in singapore.

http://www.thepoortraveler.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/popeye-mint-museum-of-toys.jpg

I took some pics, if you're interested I'll upload them.

HemlockMan said...

Muskie. Damn. I can't even remember the last time I saw that character on anything. But I used to sit down in front of the TV and watch the cartoons. "Hyuk!"