OMG YESYES. ITS ALL FUCKING EYE CANDY!!!!!!
You're so hostile
I don't like any of this Miley stuff because it's all making fun of me.
Which is it... do you love me or despise me... because I can't tell
The couch gag made me feel like you loved me... but this makes me feel like you despise meSo I can't wait for it to be overAnd I can't wait for you to grow up and learn to handle the fact that you love someone
If you have such major problems with me, we can part ways and you can quit following me around and ghosting my life.I don't need someone around who tries to make me feel bad all the time.I'm giving you an opportunity to love me, and if you don't want to, if you want to play games, and act like a bully and an asshole, you can take a hike and quit wasting my time
Well, what is it John?
You can't handle it when you have feelings you lose your shit manand I'm the one who has to deal with it
So which is better? Doing all this shit and following me around on the outskirts of my life... talking to these strangers on Twitter but really talking to medoing all this stuff or just talking to me
and not every woman who has contributed something to the world, artistically or otherwise, has been a lesbianthat's a ludicrous thoughtand backwater
Johnny you are so weird....just handle itcome on man
and if I Tweet to you... so what?
you don't exactly make yourself easy to get a hold of
Haha! Nicely done.
Johnny damn youYou can be "out to get me", attack me, hate me, fear me, despise me, loathe me, lose your shit when I talk to youor you can love mebut not both
Why do you have to maintain this womanizer image in public?
How about this... from now on I will not speak to you. I will talk directly to boys in their late teens to early 20's ONLY... and let you read what I say from there.Ask yourself honestly how you would like me doing that.Honestly
You lead everyone oneand make them think you are availableWhile I try to tell everyone that I have a manand no one believes meand you don't seem to get why this is an issue
this system you have devised of talking to me via these other people is flawed, and cowardlyIf you can't talk to me directly, then get out of my lifeIf you can't let the world know you aren't single, then you don't deserve a womanI put up with way too much in this relationshipI'm tired of this false front you put up... it needs to stop
I don't want you talking about "needing tongue" with other womenAre you crazy?What the fuck John
You need to get your shit together when it comes to this relationshipand get your priorities in orderbecause they are all screwed up
You act fucking sleazy with all these girls and it makes me sick
What... am now I "Miley" unless I sit by and accept every shitty thing that you do?I dont think so
I'm so sick of your double standards
Don't talk about needing "tongue" with other womenPoly
Ok... answer me this... the majority of people I see you interact with are girls in their 20's...why is this?Why not men in their 40's... or women in their 60's?Answer me this... I've been wanting to know for a long time
You need to clean up the way you behaveYou're not acting like a man who's going to be marriedat all
You're not acting like a man who's about to get married at alland it makes me not want to marry you
So choose... you can either flirt inappropriately with your little 20 year old entourage and never tell anyone you aren't singleor marry mebut not both
Maybe I should just find a young manwho doesn't hide and play games like you
People who are about to get married don't flirt and hide the fact they have a womanSure, you technically canbut it's a prick thing to do
Why do you enjoy humiliating me?
Whether publicly or privately, you just can't get enough of humiliating me.
Either I call you out on your crap in public, and get humiliated when you say nothing because it looks like I'm making stuff upor I get humiliated privately, by just standing by and letting you get away with ityou must really like to humiliate me
yayI either get to embarrass myself in front of everyoneor feel powerless and let you walk all over meyou're a really great guy Johnyou really are
I feel so much love from you on a daily basisWhether you are calling me a lesbianor pretending we aren't togetheror flirting with people in my faceor drawing picture after picture making fun of meYou really are great Johna real catch
you're such a monster sometimesyou really areyou're abusive to mein very subtle, very calculated waysyou have very intelligent, ways of humiliating me
you just let me humiliate myself over an overI can't have any friendsbecause everyone thinks I'm nutsand making up this imaginary boyfriendI'm humiliated every single day by youin ways you don't even see
You make me suffer and humiliate me every single day of my lifeand you feel no remorse
I have to constantly battle you to do anythingI worked till 6:30 pm today... so hard... and what is the first thing I hear when I'm done?It's you calling me a lesbianThis is how you fucking treat me
You're a bastardYou don't think about anyone else's life or what they are doing, or see the beauty in me at allyou dont honor meor make me feel beautiful and lovedyou humiliate meand put down my hard workand flirt with people in my fucking face
Everything is a goddamned scheme with youor a plot to humiliate me in some new wayor degrade what I am doingWhat the fuck is wrong with you?I can't fucking take this anymore
The next time I catch you in a plan to humiliate meor flirting with other womenor even leading women on to think you are singleI am DUMPING youthe next time you call me a lesbianI'm DUMPING YOUand if you don't shape up and start treating me with the respect I deserveI am going to DUMP YOUbecause guess what? You are not that greatand certainly not worth going through all this bullshit all the time
Don't bother with any fake apologies tomorrowThey're the worst partThe worst lie you tell
You really do have problems Johnyou have problems with loving a personyou can't do it without causing them a lot of pain
and when you are spiteful and viciouswhich is oftenand then you blame your agebut that's a lie tooit's not your ageit's your ugly poison insidethe poison that makes you hurt meand humiliate me
I have to deal with it at least several times a weekand then afterwards there is always a fake apologyand you blame your ageit's such a lie
I can't marry youand be tied to this hell foreverIt just keeps happeningyou hurt me and cause me stress and pain almost every day of my lifeand you don't feel bad about it
you have poison insideand it makes you hurt meHow am I supposed to deal with being in this position?You tell meAlmost everyday of my lifeI am verbally abused or humiliatedby youand you don't see anything wrong with itI don't know what to do
You sabotage me and humiliate meand at the very least criticize meand I have to always be on guard and ready in case you want to harm me againand I can't ever feel happy, or feel good about accomplishing somethingbecause you get angry about tiand plan to harm meand then "oh haha, I'm old"that's such a lie of an excusethis goes way beyond thatI can't ever have a happy moment and feel safeyou're always waiting there to stab me in the back
This evil, dark poison you have inside youis always ready to hurt meor to "put me in my place"a place beneath youit's always there ready
I don't know what to do
So what's next?
Hello, John! This looks wonderful; I've always liked your caricatures!Also, I've done one of your doodle-to-animated-form practices: http://youtu.be/ZNotzWwUH40Hope you like it! (I don't know how to do clickable links)
PUUUUUREEE EYE CANDY....THANKS JOHN!
Wow, these are great. Miley's design is awesome! (never was a fan of hers but this really kicks ass!) It's all really beautiful work, and the animation on youtube looks amazing too (wish we could see the full animation by itself ;) !!). Thanks for posting again!!
Awesome! It can't have been easy to create a caricature of someone who is herself a caricature.... Nobody better than you to take it to the next level !
Nice work, JK!
Twerk it, baby!!!
It's sad to me.
YAAY JOHN! Is Jim working on any of this?- trevor.
Presume now that the comments are totally open and no longer "restricted", nice to see you trying Miley drawing..have you considered Katy Perry yet?
This is incredible.
John, have you seen this animation tool yet? It looks like a fun toy for serious cartooning in HTML5, check it out, man! http://www.animatron.com/
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