George Liquor Stories - John and Katie presentations

The other day we had to go pitch our ideas for web cartoons so Katie and I spent a day drawing these full color presentation boards from some of the cartoon ideas I told you about earlier.

As you all know, in my cartoons you can tell the different styles that each cartoonist has, because I encourage creativity. Katie and I have similar styles of course, but she has the feminine version and I have the manly one.
I wonder if you can tell which drawings she did and which I did.
Hopefuly your eyes haven't been blunted by watching too many of those godawful "on-model" stick-figure shows.
BTW, here's a link to the stories so you can see that it might be possible to have eye pleasing art and funny stories at the same time-a radical concept, right?
http://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/2006/04/george-liquor-stories-3-fast-food-lust.html
http://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/2006/04/george-liquor-stories-4-heaven-and.html
How are your eyes doing? Are they waking up somewhat?
How would you like to see this kind of stuff on your media boxes of every kind?
I have a concept for those folks who think that ugly drawings must automatically be accompanied by good writing-or how did it get on TV?: I think then for your tastes, you should only have sex with ugly girls who can only make 3 expresssions, because pretty ones will distract from the pleasure happening in your rude parts.

Then you can boast to your friends with the pants falling off that she's ugly on purpose and just the right kind of ugly to put across the mess.
So have you figured out which drawings were done by Katie and which by me?

Come down to meet us Sunday and find out!
http://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/2006/05/gallery-and-original-john-and-katie.html

The George Liquor Program Spinoffs: 2 Dirty Pussies

a beautiful study of the female behind by Mr. Jay Li.

So here's my dilemna; some fans tells me I go too far and others tell me I don't go far enough.
How do you please everyone?

I figure if I split my cartoons into some for prime time and some strictly for kids I'd have a chance to make more folks happy.

Even prime time poses a problem. What makes something prime-time? Basically, something that kids aren't supposed to watch. A lot of cartoons seem to rely on just breaking taboos or at least cartoon taboos, but there aren't too many left to break are there. Almost everything that was once considered taboo has been done in Family Guy and South Park now - except stuff that takes some drawing ability - like sexy girls!


Katie Rice and I were writing shorts ideas with characters from the George Liquor Program and we thought it would be cool to take Cigarettes the Cat and Bugs Pussy and star them in their own series as 2 horny cats always trying get free shows from human girls.

Here's the outline for I guess what you would call the pilot episode. If you like cartoons that kids aren't supposed to watch, let me know what you think and go for as many comments as possible to induce me to put more stories up! You got me 450 for my last George Liquor story post. Can we beat it? Better enlist your friends!

Peeping Tomcats

Cigarettes The Cat runs into his old buddy, Bugs Pussy. They compare their lifestyles.

Bugs is a can pussy (he lives in a garbage can in an alley), and figures himself to be well set up.

He asks Cigarettes where he lives, and Cigarettes reveals that he is the pet of a hot teenage girl. “Whoa! A CARTOON HUMAN girl?? Sweet deal!” ejaculates Bugs.(Cartoon animals always lust for human women)
Gigarettes shrugs and says “It’s a decent life.”

Cigarettes asks if Bugs wants to see a show that night. “What’s playing?”
"Well at 10:00 my master changes into her pajamas.”
“Hey, that sounds great! Who produced it?” Cigarettes says John K. did and Bugs realizes he’s in for a good show. “That guy delivers the goods, man!!”



That night they are in Sody Pop’s bedroom as she is preparing for bed. “Aw, who’s your new little pussy friend?” she asks as she strokes Bugs’ fur. He purrs and Cigarettes meows in answer.


The two buds act like cats the whole time and pretend that they are not at all aroused by Sody’s changing-except that every time she looks away, they look at each other and make dirty faces and sweat profusely. When she looks back, they resume cat behavior and lick their crotch fur. Bugs mutters under his breath at Cigarettes, “I’m glad I’m not a faggot, man!”




As Sody starts to take off her top, she is complaining, “I hate boys!! They only want one thing!” She slides her pants off and picks up Cigarettes, sits on the edge of her bed and strokes his fur. “I wish boys were more like you guys. You love me for myself!”

Cigarettes winks at Bugs, who is turning purple with lust.
Before she takes of her undies, Cigarettes and Bugs hide her pajamas under the bed.
Then we show her slowly peeling off her bra, then her panties.


We cut to a closed laundry hamper as a pair of panties flies towards it. The lid flips up and Bugs lunges up from the shadows to catch them, and dives back into the hamper as the lid shuts closed.

Interlopers:
Sody is on all fours crawling around the floor looking for her pajamas.



As Bugs and Cigarettes are staring in awe at Sody’s beautiful body. They realize someone else is peering in on the scene: A mouse, a tic sticking out of his fur, and a worm coming out of Bugs’ ear.


They are outraged! Gigarettes pulls a gun on the mouse and yells in a whisper, “You friggin’ pervert! I’ll report you!”



Sody gives up on finding her PJ’s and decides to sleep “au naturel”. She scoops up her pussies and they eagerly crawl into the sack with her.
The End!



So that's just one of a few side stories we came up with for some shorts about characters from the George Liquor Program. Want more? Gimme them comments!

Oh here are links to the other George Liquor Program Posts for those of you who have just discovered my blog:
all kinds of stuff: The George Liquor Program
all kinds of stuff: George Liquor Stories 1
all kinds of stuff: George Liquor Stories 2