Showing posts with label McCain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label McCain. Show all posts

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Help Me Fix The Economy

Here is what a true patriot looks like.
Matt is doing his part to get money flowing through our constipated economy. He bought all 3 of my new Presidential candidate toys. If everyone did this you'd see the stock market go up again and the world would be saved! Look at the sheer satisfaction these toys have brought this proud American who doesn't let the politics of fear guide his wallet.Matt says: "I just received the presidential toys in the mail.
They are seriously the best designed toys I've ever seen.
Great job and thanks!

If anyone is still contemplating ordering these, do it!
They are the best thing to come out since rubber nipples."

World famous Pixar artist Jeff Pidgeon bought them and took a picture of his candidate for us. If they're good enough for Pixar, they will be almost as good for you. Thanks Jeff!

Vince says: "I received some cool stuff yesterday: your Political Candidates Vinyl Toy Collection!

I'm amazed at the amount of detail and beautiful painting on these items, John.

The metallic accents are solid in color saturation and expertly placed.

Love the over-sprays, especially on Obama's face and McCain's liver spots.

Hilary's hair coloring, eye make-up and rosy cheeks are perfect, and the use of 'flocking' on her pantsuit is a masterstroke.
These toys are modern masterpieces created with good old-fashioned quality. Great concepts, design, sculpts and production. I hope they are hugely successful. Kudos to you and your team."

Buy them here!

And then send me your picture and I'll post it for the whole world to see.

Thursday, October 02, 2008

All American Candidate Toys Arrive From China

The toys are arriving at the dock right now! Thousands of toy loving folks have already ordered theirs. Better snap them up while supplies last!Obama is the first to get off the boat. Here he is spreading hope among his throngs of rubber worshippers.

Uh oh! John is about to take charge and lead the country to a new era of reform and if you don't like it, watch out. He knows how to settle arguments - in a completely new way of course!
Break your glass ceiling with this lovable pant suit stuffed with experience. Watch out in 4 years, because after everything goes to Hell, she may be back t take revenge!
Tired of the same old bland crappy corporate created toys? Take this defining moment in our history and pick up some quality toys designed by Jim Smith and John K.!

Sculpted by Chris Peterson and Arshak Nazarian. Manufactured by Reel FX Toys.

Here's an article about them:

Monday, July 21, 2008

Political Chaos in Toy Form

Here is Barack and his magic podium. If you rub the podium against any of your problems and hope them away, they will vanish!

If hoping your problems away doesn't work, then try the other method: Blow 'em away!

Or try hiding them in your pant suit!

McCain and Obama were sculpted by Chris Peterson. Hillary sculpted by Arshak Nazarian. All color styled and painted by Beth Colla. Castings by Richard Vanover at Wheaty Wheat.

They were manufactured by Reel FX. They are rounding up distributors at this very moment so add yourself on the list if you want to get 'em in your stores!
Wait'll you see the fancy-ass packaging Brian Romero is designing! I'll post 'em later this week.


These toys are not only sculpted beautifully, but we've taken extra time and effort to color them slightly off register, just like old fashioned 60s toys!

And here's some more nifty toys to rock your ass off! Sculpted by Chris Peterson and company and colored by Beth Colla at Wheaty Wheat.

These were manufactured by Thunderdog toys and distributed by Strangeco to comic book stores and specialty shops.

Chris is busy sculpting my latest batch of toys - George Liquor, Sody Pop, Jimmy the Idiot Boy and Cigarettes the Cat for Strangeco.
We are recreating this historic scene in toy form! Tell me you will run to the toy store and buy 'em!