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Here, scare the kids with this if they are being disobedient.








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Tell 'em which ones you would like

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COMING THIS OCTOBER:
THE GEORGE LIQUOR SHOW -
brought to you by THE PONTIAC VIBE

Maybe you remember George from the Ren and Stimpy Show
http://johnkpitch.blogspot.com/2007/10/who-is-george-liquor.html


Now you can see him and all his pals in a brand new weekly show online in a new kind of cartoon entertainment!

http://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/2007/04/george-liquor-storybible.html

GEORGE'S LOVELY WIFE, MABEL

SODY POP, PRINCESS OF CANADA
ERNIE AND SLAB, THE TERROR NEPHEWSTHE TRUE STORY OF CANS WITHOUT LABELS

JIMMY THE IDIOT BOY

BUBBLES THE BABY SEAL

HARVEY WHITEMAN

THE BAD CATHOLIC GIRLS
DONALD BASTARD AND THE PONTIAC PLAYERS
CIGARETTES THE CAT AND BUGS PUSSY
BETTER THAN HOLIDAY TREATS!
PUPPET THRILLS
THE MOST EMOTIONAL CHARACTERS IN CARTOONS ARE COMING YOUR WAY!
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE PONTIAC GODDAMN VIBE AND THE CREATURES OF THE RAINFOREST

Treats from Brian

Brian Romero stayed up all night designing these boxes. He's on his way to the Con now and I'm sure most of you are, so maybe you won't even see these.



Barack is done, but I don't know if I wanna give it all away just yet.

Political Chaos in Toy Form

Here is Barack and his magic podium. If you rub the podium against any of your problems and hope them away, they will vanish!


If hoping your problems away doesn't work, then try the other method: Blow 'em away!

Or try hiding them in your pant suit!




McCain and Obama were sculpted by Chris Peterson. Hillary sculpted by Arshak Nazarian. All color styled and painted by Beth Colla. Castings by Richard Vanover at Wheaty Wheat.

They were manufactured by Reel FX. They are rounding up distributors at this very moment so add yourself on the list if you want to get 'em in your stores!
Wait'll you see the fancy-ass packaging Brian Romero is designing! I'll post 'em later this week.

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These toys are not only sculpted beautifully, but we've taken extra time and effort to color them slightly off register, just like old fashioned 60s toys!





And here's some more nifty toys to rock your ass off! Sculpted by Chris Peterson and company and colored by Beth Colla at Wheaty Wheat.

These were manufactured by Thunderdog toys and distributed by Strangeco to comic book stores and specialty shops.

Chris is busy sculpting my latest batch of toys - George Liquor, Sody Pop, Jimmy the Idiot Boy and Cigarettes the Cat for Strangeco.We are recreating this historic scene in toy form! Tell me you will run to the toy store and buy 'em!

Hillary Almost Colored

we have a special treatment for her protective pant suit, but it hasn't been done yet.

Professor Mole

Professor Mole is He Hog's arch enemy. He is a genius. Moles grow on him all the time, in front of our very eyes.
Old ones drop off him from time to time. They follow him everywhere he goes and help him commit unspeakable horrors upon humanity.
Professor Mole is actually a pretty nice guy for someone who causes suffering on such a monumental scale.
He's so ugly that people run from him without even knowing anything about him. They make hasty generalizations about him, which is the worst crime any human can commit. They call him a "hard working blue collar white man", "articulate" "nappy headed" and say he's "lost his bearings". This forces him to retaliate in the most horrific ways, all in the name of protecting our God-Given rights to be offended by words that newscasters waste days of TV time reporting on.
Professor Mole creates a doomsday machine with the intent of destroying all categorizations everywhere. Anyone who says "mammals give milk" is a dead man. It's up to He Hog to stop him and restore humanity and observation to the world.

If He Hog wins, that'll be the end of 24 hour news channels.

Who REALLY Believes In The American Way?

Here's your typical hapless American. Who should he look up to to solve his problems and protect him from a vile world full of communists, atheists, terrorists, optometrists and other evil people who would bring us pain?





Well, you can wish for change....or you can take ACTION!

Billy Chicken

Hryma is at it again!

A President Who'll Kick Some Ass

What's the point of trying to reason with the dirty foreigners? So we've lost status around the world, eh?


Well maybe that's because we can't finish what we started.


Maybe this guy can. no more wimps for president!

There's only one way to win back respect for America and this guy knows the way.

Oh, by the way, I've broke over 5 million hits this week, so thanks loads, everybody!

Wally Man, Made Of Skin and Pink

http://johnkpitch.blogspot.com/2007/11/links-to-more-cartoon-shows.html

Goofy Gremlins in color

Another Treasure

From the vault of Adrian.

http://johnkpitch.blogspot.com/2007/11/kaspar-unfriendly-bear.html

Hillary Sculpt By Arshak

Jim Smith and I designed this little item for lovers of democracy and despisers of misogyny everywhere.Well, she survived Monica and Bosnia and now is perfectly preserved in a rubber squeaky toy.


This is proof that she's really made it to the big leagues.

She is further honored by having internationally renowned sculptor Arshak Nazarian create a graven image of her. Arshak comes from a long line of Gypsy sculptors, each one a revered master.

Arshak left his own body and entered Hillary's home at 3 in the morning to devour her very soul. He sucked it out and transferred it to clay so you and your loved ones could be protected when that hideous phone call comes. (As long as you buy the toy)
So now I have to design the box she comes in.
I need some jokes to put on the box.
If you have any funny ideas you'd like me to steal send 'em along. (Please not dirty!)

Trevor has already stepped ahead of the pack of cartoon writers with a handsome list of gags in the comments. Can you match his pointed wit?
These could be the hips that envelop and succor all us helpless children of the world. Are we ready for so much selfless love?

This is part of an ambitious toy project sponsored by a benevolent Texas Billionaire whose identity must remain secret in order to protect his loved ones. But feel free to thank his secret identity in the comments.

fump pics

Hryma has done it again.

Classical George

An archaeological treasure has been unearthed!
Here is an ancient work by the Periclean sculptor Adrian.
Note that the ideal Greek man is remarkably similar to today's last true American.
How many men would love to have such a perfect build as this? And how many women want to squeeze one?
By the way, that's a towel he is holding.


Here are all the posts on Spumco toys so far:

http://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/search/label/spumco%20toys

Goofy Gremlins

http://johnkpitch.blogspot.com/2008/02/goofy-gremlins.html
FINKY

Here are "WHITE 'N' WAXY", two stages of the same species

Market Research- Would You Buy These Toys

Let's say you saw a grab-bag full of these Little babies hanging from a peg in your local drug store or 7-Eleven and it cost 2 or 3 bucks of lousy US dollars.
I know David is gonna want this one. It's his favorite expression.





Would you buy 'em?

If you have Little brothers, sisters or kids, show them to them and ask the same question.

new toys

Famous Cartoonists line of Pencil Toppers

Who wants an Eddie to stab your pencil into?








Legend has it that if you have a famous cartoonist impaled on your pencil, you will suck out some of his creative spirit and you will draw much better.

Look What Hryma Made