Look how much fun it was to be part of the Mighty Mouse Fan Club! You get a nifty "Sourpuss Hole activity" as just part of the fun.This is too much cool stuff. A kid would have a heart attack from this much joy.Before you play with all your Terrytoons treasures, here are the important rules you must follow.You better do exactly as we say, if you don't want Mighty Mouse himself to come and beat your ass.
You can walk faster in official Mighty Mouse shoes. What makes them Mighty Mouse shoes?There is a picture of him inside the shoe where only the wrinkly part of your foot will ever see it.
Pocket size Mighty Mouse comics are a thrill and a half. Lots of wholesome punching in every issue. A good dose of all-American strangling sets a good example for children as well.
No problem can not be resolved by a good sock in the kisser.
Bonus ROQUEFORT CADAVER
Most kids enjoy dead versions of their favorite cartoon characters. Here is Little Roquefort in his casket. He has a special nose. Whoever is auctioning this toy knows instinctively that the perfectly preserved mummified label is its essential selling point. Roquefort may have passed on, but his tapeworm still thrives.
Here is the final with fancy-ass cross-hatching. This is how manly you will look in a shirt that celebrates the magic of cartoon violence. Even sissies look tough in this colorful MMA shirt.
I'm thinking about making a couple new t shirts to add to my store (click the store at top right of page if you don't know about the store)
I wanted to make one for girls and one for guys. I've noticed that girls don't buy as many cartoon t shirts as guys though. So before I actually print these (this isn't quite finished) I'd like to get an idea of how many people might actually buy one. Christmas is right around the corner! If you think so, put a comment and say what size you need, so I can calculate my minimum order before going ahead and printing them.
I'll show you the guy's shirt as soon as I have a facsimile ready.
Thanks!
Your best curmudgeon, John
P.S. Would you rather just have the image on the shirt, or also some kinda catch phrase in fancy-ass lettering? I was thinking of "Cartoons Rock" which sounds mundane enough.