If this doesn't give you a pisswillie I don't know what will.
I wonder if there is a display like this for Mr. Ranger woolen underwear? The itchy kind.
They're Goddamned Lanolized too! I can just feel that slippery lanolin smoothing down my callouses as I operate heavy electric saws and power drills.
What a glorious feeling to gun down some ornery cuss in a saloon with these handsome gloves.