There were a lot of mustaches running around Bristol last week, so I asked this one why. It turns out that in Britain, many people celebrate national prostate cancer month by growing a bush under their nose. True!
Emma is not celebrating national prostate destruction.

Simon's prostate doesn't seem to be causing him any problems.

These 2 lovebirds waited forever in line to get a drawing but were turned away because I had to run to do a seminar. So after the show I called their asses down to the stage and give 'em what for.
I bought the cheapest camera in existence and it doesn't always pick up the drawings. Sorry.