George Liquor’s 36 Brothers
George’s mother was extremely fertile. She bore 37 kids – all
boys. Their Dad raised them all to be rugged and to love the wilderness.
1 or 2 of his siblings come to visit him from time
to time and drive him nuts. It usually ends in a fist fight.
Here’s just a handful of them:
Stub Liquor
The black sheep of the family. Now in prison, he has reformed
and found the Goddamned Lord.
Slapsy Liquor
The practical joker of the family – a “real card” as they say.
One Christmas, Slapsy gave George a plastic donkey. When you
lift his tail, a cigarette comes out of his ass.
George doesn’t smoke and doesn’t get jokes – unless they are
his own.
Curly Liquor
Curly is a fight promoter for an organization called “The
Bully League”. Curly was once a fighter himself.
Freddy Liquor
Freddy is the head salesman for a chainsaw warehouse.
He revels in his flamboyant chainsaw demonstrations. He’s
missing some important parts.
Earl Liquor
A champion bowler and all around sportsman.
Stretch Liquor
The tallest of the Liquor clan, he is a retired track star
who’s held together with pins.
Bub Liquor
Bub is everybody’s best friend - a back slapper. He’s a
foreman at the underwear waistband company in town.
Elvit Liquor
Elvit is so talented and handsome that all the girls in the
world love him.
Nudie Liquor
Nudie lives in Nashville. He is a renowned clothier to the
biggest country stars.
Liquorace
The shame of the family because he loves music.
He plays haunting romantic gypsy
songs on his musical saw.
George is very embarrassed around him and does his best to hide him so the neighbors don't meet him.
Middle-aged ladies all want to marry him because of his sensitive music and shiny gleaming smile.
Here's some of the half-baked scribbles I did as I was working on the designs:
