Whoever came up with the Magic Slate must have been a genius - or a witch.
Remember the thrilling sound it made when you ripped your drawings into oblivion?
Somewhere behind a black hole at the center of the universe are a billion drawings made by children around the world. I hear their ghastly moans in my dreams.
Do you think it's odd that the largest Christian civilization in history encourages their offspring to dabble in the occult?
I wonder what magic crayons do? Do they steal your souls? Maybe they plant tiny demons in young brains.