Monday, November 13, 2006

Kali's BirFday Party


Well Kali had her birfday party over at world famous Mike Fontanelli's house Saturday night so I thought I'd share some of the precious moments with you.
Marlo arrived with the balloons in all my favorite cartoon colors.
Kali rushed to share the pink and purple globules.
I rushed to arrange some girl on girl action.Mike asserted his host rights and squirted himself in between where you all want to be. Look how smug the swarthy bastard is.Eddie turned up and accepted a sacramental pizza tip from the Birfday girl.
Things come out of Eddie.
Eddie and Mike are suspicious of the birfday cake I brought.

They decide to test it on the official taster.Marlo survives so now Eddie dives in for an ecstacy of taste.
Now he's discovered Mike's cake and tears it apart.Contentedly gorged, Eddie now allows Kali a piece.

Now he allows the girls some frosty action.Nothing escapes Eddie's notice.The cops arrive in the nick of time and Eddie tries a valiant escape.But his guilty pelvis is caught on film.
Kali is ready to open some loot. Mr. Horse supervises.
She presents her own graven image.
Katie jumps in with her own false idols.

Kali enriches her mind with classic American literature.

In the excitement, Kali goes into labor, then delivers Mike's baby.
Marlo and I show off our own baby.
Happy Ending.

51 comments:

Ryan G. said...

Ha! that looked like so much fun! What great gifts from everyone.. Your so lucky Kali!

Anonymous said...

Teh lawlz0rs.

From the "Lost Episodes" dvd, Eddie seems like a fun guy to hang around.

Piotr said...

ooh, happy happy joy joy birthday!

Anonymous said...

That ginger is a babe!

Shitbitch said...

Hey, Mike F is a Mets fan? Me too!

Anonymous said...

looks like a lotta fun!

Vanoni! said...

You crazy fools!

Looks like a great time was had by all.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KALI!

- C

Anonymous said...

I notice that all the girls are under 25 and all the guys are over 45.

that settles it, I'm becoming a cartoonist.

Art F. said...

looks like you guys had a Blast!

queefy said...

John, you have the manliest haircut next to Bill O'Reilly.

Ecto said...

I gotta start hanging around good cartoonists, if not just for the fun of it, then for all those cool toys and presents and cakes.

And Eddie's amazing ability to create new expressions in every photo! He's a John K cartoon in the flesh!

Anonymous said...

I can't decide what I stared at more... the girls or the art on the walls.

Okay, it was the girls.

Shawn said...

Looks like fun!

Man, Mike's house is my dream home! Cool toys, comics, and cartoony art all over the place! I'm jealous!

Marlo Meekins said...

I wonder how much john/marlo child would sell for

toonamir said...

I love the icing caricature!
Happy B-day

Wicks for Candlesticks said...

Looks like a blast! Katie Rice's custom CDs look awesome! The Kali caricature is super, will you ever post the complete one you did for Katie's birthday?

-David O.

Mad Taylor said...

Aw man Kali gets to get the new Popeye book.

Elisson said...

Now, that's how to do a birfday right!

Sez Mr. Horse, uncharacteristically: Yes, sir, I liked it!

WIL said...

Birfday parties, huh?

Happy endings, you say?

Hhhmmm...

Yes, Sir, I like it!

jessicaLynn said...

WOW That was the best cake ever!! I wish my friends could draw with icing!! I would love my face on a cake!Looks like you had alot of fun guys!Beautiful colors in your drawing of Kali, John!

Patrick said...

I've also noticed all the OLD guys with the YOUNG babes...wutzup wit dat?
The best picture here is Eddie and Kali with the "LEGAL" cake!!! Funny and disturbing all @ the same time!
Dont you guys have families? Is this common among Cartoonists?

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Craig D said...

How did you get your pictures back from the drug store so quickly?

fred said...

happy birthbabies!

Pedro Vargas said...

Looks like great fun indeed! Happy belated birthday fun, Kali! Don't know her, but she seems like a nice cartoony-type gal!

P.S. I too am jealous of Mike's cartoon collection.

Marlo Meekins said...

It was my idea to give Kali a "legal" cake

Jenny said...

Whatta harem!

Happy birthday to the newest cool cartoonist chick! Obviously a fantastic soiree for all concerned(esp. Mikey). That big old drawing is a beaut, btw. Lucky Kali!

RoboTaeKwon-Z said...

The new Popeye book is out?
Damnit, I ordered that thing form Amazon 3 months ago!!! Where's mine?
Mike's house looks cool.

Pat Lewis said...

Those girls are pretty. Also, I really want that Popeye book!

Max Ward said...

Looks like alot of fun. Mike F. is such a man. I would love to shoot the shit with him sometime.

Jorge Garrido said...

AHAHAH!!! Great!

Mike have the coolest house ever! And that is one sick birthday card, and those CD covers are awesome!

John's Mr. Horse pic reminds me of someone, but I can't think of who. Isn't it amazing that the facial expressions on a cartoon HORSE of all things are so natural and so well-done that the human face can imitate them and you look just like the cartoon horse?

Anonymous said...

Oh, nice story John.

I got a question. Bob Clampett and the guys fooled around and pulled pranks on eachother over at WB.

Do you guys do that @ Spumco?

_Eric

Kali Fontecchio said...

!!!!!!!

I pretty much had the best birFday party ever! I'm spoiled rotten!

Cartoonists now how to enjoy life more than your neighbor, or mom.

But oh my! Those are some compromising pictures of Eddie and I..............

Kali Fontecchio said...

That Marlo is a minx!

Pico said...

I'n I weren't so busy being stranded on this deserted Island, I would have RSVP'd and been there too. Eep Eep!

Ryan Kramer said...

good times. thanks for sharing john! awesome drawing of kali!

Katie said...

Comely Come-Hither Kali and Muchly-Minxy Marlo. Such cute pictures!! That party was super fun! Maybe we should have a joint party celebrating the birth of your two lovely children!

Jenny said...

Hey Robo'--whaddya say you & me storm Fontanelli's place next time you're down here? ; D

Ready for us, Mike?

RoboTaeKwon-Z said...

You're on Jenny! I'm already casing the place!
Lessee, Original Archie Sunday pages,...cool classic Donald doll,..I gotta zoom in on those book shelves over Eddie's shoulder to see what else he's got there...

mike f. said...

You have an open invitation, Jenny - I already told you that, remember? We'd all love to see you again.

As for Robo - well, according to his profile - he includes Eminem on his list of favorite music. Yeeeesh!

Some things can't be forgiven. Sorry, pal, gate's closed!

Alex said...

What couple of foxes.

Sean Worsham said...

Happy Birthday, I don't know you, but I love your work :).

leslie said...

you're making the rest of us female artist (with birthdays) very very JEALOUS

Marlo Meekins said...

HEY we should have a baby shower!!! katie is right

Anonymous said...

HEY! Watch it, pal. Mike's not over 45! He's still a yout'.

As for John...I'm fast becoming convinced he's siphoning the blood from these girls via use of Eddie's hidden drinking hose(well, you have to read Uncle Eddie's blog to get it)...yes, that's got to be it. John probably bathes in it and Eddie tops his ice cream with the leftovers. Because they haven't changed in over 10 years!

Mike, you misjudge poor RoboT; check out his eye-popping cartoons, man! Hell, I'll sneak him in in my Brooklyn Dodgers hat. Gooble-gobble!

Marlo Meekins said...

jenny please come to the next party!

JohnK said...

If you make something good, creative and fun, it will make tons of money.

I WISH the networks were greedy.

Arschblog said...

The Birthday drawing is beautiful! I wish I get one at my B-day too!

Dr. Mitch Jomsky said...

Hey,
You guys looked like you had a blast. I've known Mike for years, didn't know that he was allowed to have fun :)

The house looks great, Mike!!

Happy BirFday, Kali !!!
Best Wishes,
Mitch J

Oh yeah, Thanks for sharing the pictures, John. And just so you know, your blog info that you are sharing is really appreciated and not being ignored. I really enjoy the observations and insights. I especially love the Kirby art that you're including with all of the examples.

william wray said...

Are the young men hiding in the bathroom? Are all the young men in the world gay? Does flash melt you libido? Let the women near some uncreased flesh with hair that has real pigment. I kid, life begins at 50. 55 is the new 47.

Ben Goetting said...

Way to make every bday present i've ever given or gotten look lame.