Sunday, October 20, 2019

George Liquor's Brothers

George Liquor’s 36 Brothers

George’s mother was extremely fertile. She bore 37 kids – all boys. Their Dad raised them all to be rugged and to love the wilderness.

1 or 2 of his siblings come to visit him from time to time and drive him nuts. It usually ends in a fist fight.

Here’s just a handful of them:

Stub Liquor

The black sheep of the family. Now in prison, he has reformed and found the Goddamned Lord.

Slapsy Liquor

The practical joker of the family – a “real card” as they say.
One Christmas, Slapsy gave George a plastic donkey. When you lift his tail, a cigarette comes out of his ass.
George doesn’t smoke and doesn’t get jokes – unless they are his own.

Curly Liquor

Curly is a fight promoter for an organization called “The Bully League”. Curly was once a fighter himself.

Freddy Liquor

Freddy is the head salesman for a chainsaw warehouse.
He revels in his flamboyant chainsaw demonstrations. He’s missing some important parts.

Earl Liquor

A champion bowler and all around sportsman.

Stretch Liquor

The tallest of the Liquor clan, he is a retired track star who’s held together with pins.

Bub Liquor

Bub is everybody’s best friend - a back slapper. He’s a foreman at the underwear waistband company in town.

Elvit Liquor

Elvit is so talented and handsome that all the girls in the world love him.

Nudie Liquor

Nudie lives in Nashville. He is a renowned clothier to the biggest country stars.


The shame of the family because he loves music.

 He plays haunting romantic gypsy songs on his musical saw.
George is very embarrassed around him and does his best to hide him so the neighbors don't meet him.

Middle-aged ladies all want to marry him because of his sensitive music and shiny gleaming smile.

 Here's some of the half-baked scribbles I did as I was working on the designs: