Wednesday, April 23, 2008

A President Who'll Kick Some Ass




What's the point of trying to reason with the dirty foreigners? So we've lost status around the world, eh?


Well maybe that's because we can't finish what we started.


Maybe this guy can. no more wimps for president!

There's only one way to win back respect for America and this guy knows the way.

Oh, by the way, I've broke over 5 million hits this week, so thanks loads, everybody!

29 comments:

Josh "Just What the Doctor Ordered" Heisie said...

Hooray for war-mongering!

That's amazing! How big are these toys going to be?

Craig Mahoney said...

I don't know if that was sarcasm or not, but I kind of agree with it. Although, McCain is physically incapable of raising his arms over his head. Here's a guy who knows firsthand the cost of war. Good caricature, though.

Ryan G. said...

Wow! This came out great!

Ryan Cole said...

Yeah, McCain for King or Prime Minister or whatever that country calls their annual Kahuna!

Barbara said...

This one is the best so far.

Tool said...

yeah mccain is probably the safest choice for parroting puppet scum on top to head the gangster government.

Beaver said...

At first glance I thought it was Don Rickles.


...as pictured here.
http://tiny.cc/tLmey

Josh said...

If they don't like us we can simply EXPLODE THEM!!

Jorge Garrido said...

They should call him John McPain, motherfucker!

FORE MOAR YEERS. FORE MOAR YEERS.

Booo Tooons Ltd. said...

You keep teasing us like this, John, and it'll be 6 million come election day.

- trevor.

delux1 said...

mr john k. first i wanna say that i love your work, and i think you should come out with a feature length ren and stimpy movie. it would make mad money. thats all i want to say

delux1 said...

mr john k. first i wanna say that i love your work, and i think you should come out with a feature length ren and stimpy movie. it would make mad money. thats all i want to say

Dav-odd said...

nice...er...positioning on the missile, john...i guess that would add an extra deadliness to it when it exploded all over the middle east?

Mr. Trombley said...

Dear Sir, I don't know if this is the place to write such things, but I was cleaning up the house yesterday and found the (unfortunately undamaged) disk to Teenagers from Outer Space.

I thought aloud "Such things would be natural adversaries for George Liqour".

I suppose that's really your decision, but I just wanted it to be out there.

Booo Tooons Ltd. said...

Even though the cheeks are great, the best part is the smile! Those teeth look just like his real choppers!

- trevor.

Ambassador MAGMA said...

I love the wonky eye and the gianormous jowels!

And holy mother of god, his mouth is perfect!

PCUnfunny said...

Congrats on the milestone John.

Kali Fontecchio said...

The close ups are nice.

Rodrigo said...

Sweet sculpture. This thing could even more kick ass if it was filled with nitroglycerine.

Welcome to the 5 million hit club. You now equate with my Newgrounds.com stats, John. :D

Bitter Animator said...

5 million hits? Not bad, not bad.

Yeah I could have 5 million hits if I wanted but, hey, it's quality not quantity, right? Less is more and all that. You can't take a camel to water and... something about a shoe.

I've lost my train of thought but congrats on the well-deserved hits. I bet you'd get even more if you did some more posts on hippies.

Booo Tooons Ltd. said...

Love the stitches. They add yet another element of manliness!

- trevor.

Brian Romero said...

These toys are all shaping up great John. I can't wait to buy them all.

Gabriele_Gabba said...

McCain sounds like a drink waiting to me made, just one tot of anything and just add a grenade.

jert said...

awesome likeness

dave said...

he should come with a VC torture camp playset. pull McCain's string and he says "Vote for me!" or "Stop mutilating my genitals!"

Jeff Pidgeon said...

These candidate toys look great, John! Are you going to sell them here on your blog, or in stores?

I can't wait to buy these, and your Tenacious D figures, too!

Keep us posted...

SuReSh said...

good to see them....

keep them rollin

Jim Rockford said...

Funny post!
The selections for president suck,
I say lets vote in George Liqour for president.
He'd just nuke the whole damn middle-east and be done with it!
Its true,you cant reason with those nutjobs!
trying to instill democracy in barbaric morons is just a plain waste of time,men and money.
We need to use the Barney Fife method and "nip it in the bud"
George Liqour would also put armed guys in the border!

Will Finn said...

Just remember, the guy is like 100 years old, so you'll basically be voting for his running mate...

Congratulations on the landmark hits.