I'm a little out of practice but I just had to comment on the ever changing standards of beauty in American culture.

Have you noticed that low hairlines, beetling brows, thunder thighs and balloony buttocks have become the latest fashion in female beauty? It's like the cavewoman is back in style.

Of course there is the alternate beauty ideal: the grizzled beef jerky look.

Standards in male charisma and star quality have me somewhat baffled as well. They tell me that this sort of leading man is what we can all identify with.

Or you can be part of an inbred family that only produces hairy brothers.

Or...yikes!