Monday, December 24, 2007

Happy Christmas Eve Theater Presents: THE COOKIE

Guest Speaker: Kali

Ah, the fresh smell of sugar cookies covered in goo.

Dumbo was given the first cookie to try. After one delicious bite he gave it to his friend, The Sad Purple Burro to taste.

The Sad Purple Burro agreed in a monotone drone,"it was good."

Then o'er yonder came that minx, Joan Octopussy!
"Give it to me," she demanded. The Sad Purple Burro complied.

Just as she nibbled her first suck, then along came Porky Pig with ravenous eyes.
"C-c-c-c-c-c-c-ould I have a p-p-piece of your coo-coo-coo-coo... could I have a bite of your baked goods?"
Joan thought about her figure, and decided she didn't need the rest of the cookie, and tossed it to Porky.

Porky came home to his cat, Sylvester and said, " now you be a g-g-g-good little pussy and I'll let you have a special treat."

Sylvester licked his lips and enjoyed his cat snack. The neighbor, Quick Draw McGraw spied the cat's sugar biscuit, and yelled to him, "let me have the rest, sugar is no good for a cat!"
Sylvester threw Quickdraw the tiny morsel.

Quickdraw found a nice high place away from everyone else, and scarfed down the last bit of the cookie. Just as he was wiping his mouth some shelve-natives approached! They saw Quickdraw eating a cookie, and the Worm King shouted, "give us the rest of your cookies or ...DIE!"
Quickdraw panicked and tried to explain to them that he had no more.

"Do you think I'm playing games here, boy?"

As the angry natives drew nearer Quickdraw whistled for his trusty horse, Sterling! Quickly they galloped away down the shelfside to safety.

Quickdraw came home to his cabin in the Christmas Tree Forest, and told his lover, Liberace all about his wild adventure. Liberace proceeded in doing a celebratory can-can dance.