Saturday, February 18, 2006

Draw Angelina Contest



Hiya folks,

Here's a toughie. This starlet has so many unusual features crammed into one head that it took me awhile to figure her out. Now that I have, I'm gonna make it easy for you.

Below is my analysis of her. Follow it and see if you can impress me with your own rendition of this vision of Hollywood perfection.



It's fun to get some of her baby action in there too.











I want you to kill yourself on this one and after I look at each and every one of your pictures, the artist with the hottest sister wins.

76 comments:

Graham said...

How about just my hot sister?

Piotr said...

hey what are the prizes? How about a caricature of that artist by you?

CORKY said...

I like how you just have a random drawing of that disgusting Renee Zellweger...man she's nasty haha! Maybe she should be in the next challenge!

-CORK

scottdiggs said...

daunting.daunting indeed

Piotr said...

Hey hey! I just posted a caricature of Jolie here:
http://sketch-stretch.blogspot.com/2006/02/jolie-caricature.html
Leave any comment!

Anonymous said...

JK -

Can't believe it - Thanks for everything
Originally turned on to you by Tom Callahan our instructor back in college - which lead to repeated viewings of Heavy Traffic on LSD ! ! !

JohnK said...

right-on Piotr!

Better get that sister ready. You're cookin'

CORKY said...

Here's some reference pics for anyone who wants to draw the weird looking kids of hers:

Belch

Makinita said...

Hey John did u see the tonkat drawings ?

Makinita said...

OK Jhony heres my atempt hehe hope ya like
http://www.deviantart.com/view/29270517/

AceChris said...

Hey John, you really upset me. I loved those old Ren and Stimpy cartoons, and just wanted to get a reply from you on the motlos forums, but you never ever would.

You were on my My Idols page on my website, but i took you off, cause all my idols are not only talented, but theyre nice people. And im not sure you are one.

Cya.

Sam said...

Dang! wish I had a scanner

Dustin said...

John, again, you rock. Very insightful analysis - she totally does have a pussy in the middle of her upper lip! Here's my quickie:

http://omganimation.blogspot.com/

geenpool said...

Here's my try...feel free to rip me a new one...i like it rough.

geenpool's try

Angelina said...

Stop drawing shitty caricatures of me and get a real job.

Clarke Green said...

Here's my entry
Clarke Blog

rebecca said...

Here are my Jolies..
Man I've got a comic book deadline comin up but i just had to stop working and do these, because i love you so damn much.

Elliot said...

Here is my Angelina
I have not included her pussy lips, but I have thought about them.
This was rather a daunting task...

My sister is not hot but she's got big tits, if that helps.

Greenpool - nice work.

JohnK said...

>>Hey John, you really upset me. I loved those old Ren and Stimpy cartoons, and just wanted to get a reply from you on the motlos forums, but you never ever would.

Hi Ace,

I'm sorry as crap!
I have a hard time navigating MOTLOS and don't always see the questions-plus there are so many it's hard to keep up.

I put up this blog so I could have more direct access to you guys and girls!

What's your question??

Dean said...

I don't normally do this sort of thing...

However, when John K says, "Jump."

I ask, "Wait, what was the question?"

Will said...

I heart Angelina.

Here's my entry

Rock on.
--Will

nightwing said...

well, i was gonna enter one, but after elliots and wills i dunno anymore, and all i have drawn are the lips, and they are sexy

boob said...

This was fun AND educational! No really, it was very interesting for me to look back at my series of doodles and see how they evolved - to see where I was going and when I was getting comfortable with her mug. Take a peek:

Angelina I'm sorry

Anonymous said...

Hey John! i've pretty much a lifetime fan of yours... meaning, i was watching the DAY that Ren & Stimpy aired on Nick... when I was 6 years old!!

One of the greatest things to happen on the internet lately is YOU starting this blog. so much inspiration and awesome drawings here. Spumco and Rob Scribner are two of my hugest inspirations in MY artwork. Keep it up!

I am wondering, when might be the next time you will have a screening of old cartoons in Hollywood? I was at a 2-night one you held back in late 2004 and it was the greatest. My brother and i even snapped a picture with ya. Thanks, and all the best!

mackaydesign said...

Here's my go at it. John,... you are rad.

Angelina

RÃ¥nny said...

LOLOLERZ!

Here's vag-lips and Maddox. Thanks for the analysis, John. You're super ace!

Oh, and I noticed she had an abnormally large vein running down her forehead. Mmmm...vascularilicious.

C. A. M. Thompson said...



This girl is really hard to draw.

Anonymous said...

"Snot gutter"? Bleah...

lastangelman said...

ain't got a sister, but you can take my wife ... please!

Denise said...

Of all her body parts I think you captured the LIPs best... Which is the part most people talk about anyway. Nice. No caricature of my own to show. Your space here is awesome - found it by accident. How fun is that?

Kowalski said...

Hey John, here's my ugly attempt.
It looks like Angelina in the year 2020 or something like that.
I'll try another, less nightmare inducing attempt at miss Jolie tomorrow.
Angelina

the boss said...

great cartoons of Angelina
I'll place some to my blog
http://www.nippledrive.com

Brian Romero said...

Here's my first shot Angelina Jolie and her son Maddox:

Angie and Maddox

You can also check out my blog while you're at it:

My Blog

AceChris said...

What do you think of any of the cartoons coming out today? Adult Swim?

Do you ever make animations on your computer? I've made a few really bad ones on my site.

And do you do interviews?

JohnK said...

>>What do you think of any of the cartoons coming out today? Adult Swim?

Do you ever make animations on your computer? I've made a few really bad ones on my site. <<

I've never seen Adult Swim. That's all talky-walky stuff isn't it? That's what my cartoonist pals tell me but I don't know.

I like old cartoons like Bugs Bunny and Popeye. I've never made animation directly on the computer.
I made lots of Flash cartoons though.

JohnK said...

>>I am wondering, when might be the next time you will have a screening of old cartoons in Hollywood? I was at a 2-night one you held back in late 2004 and it was the greatest. My brother and i even snapped a picture with ya.
I'll do it any time they ask me.

I'm thinking about posting an offer to do my show at colleges and theatres around the country. I wonder if it would work.

I did it at House Of Blues in Anaheim a couple weeks ago and it was lots of fun.

A bunch of the Spumco artists went with me.

John

AceChris said...

I cant beleive John K spoke to me. I think a little bit of his greatness rubbed off on my eyeballs.

Thank you John K. Your going back onto My Idols page. Along with John Lennon, Chris Cornell, and Royce Gracie.

Cya.

www.freewebs.com/acechris

Chris said...

Hey John, I think you should totally target colleges around the country. Thats is kinda the core demographic for APC and I can't help but think it would have been more successful with a bigger marketing push from Spike to this audience. Adult Swim peddles their disgusting looking shows like there is no tomorrow on the college campuses around here. I would assume that if you were to do straight to DVD stuff it would be targeted to this age group as well. At least some of it.

I manage a comic and cartoony type store located in between several Universities in Oklahoma. When I heard that you did a show in Texas I tried to contact you about doing a show here. I'd love to help set something up. In a week you could hit 3 large universities on like a Thurs, Fri, and Sat. I'll try to post an Angelina soon too! Thanks for the years of inspiration!

Alicia said...

I've never done a caricature before so be kind...
http://toonhead.blogspot.com/

Noah said...

Hey John,
would like to share some of my own stuff with you but would like to send it via snail mail. do you have a p.o. box?
if so, drop it in my mail box.
renotrash@gmail.com

super,
noah

christopher said...

Hey John! You can e-mail me at chris_lutes@hotmail.com or info@atomikpop.com.

Nathan Jones said...

Hi John,
Ren & Stimpy is the best cartoon ever made!
Here's my attempt at Angelina

http://nathanjonesanimator.blogspot.com/

christopher said...

Hey John I got an e-mail from someone that says they're you. Just wanted to make sure it ways indeed you and not some wacky kids!

Jason Malloy said...

Now I don't claim to be a cartoonist, but if'n I can't help but to obey John K. So I hope Jolie-k'it.

Also, John you should get all multimedia on our asses and put some of your flash animations and audio clips of your band here too. I miss some of the old Smumco web animations, and never had a chance to see the end of the Weekend Pussy Hunt series on Icebox.

(Isn't my sense of entitlement just sickening?!)

Ben R said...

Hey JK, just found your blog, awesome stuff. I've never done caricatures befor, but I just whipped this one up, hope ya like it.

-Ben

Culito said...

Heh heh. Snot gutter.

Brian Romero said...

Here are my second and third attempts at miss Jolie:

Angie and Maddox Redux

Almost a full body shot... Billy Bob era.

And my blog once again

johnnn said...

hello... heres my crack at it... i think i broke my head working on it.

http://johnnnblog.blogspot.com/

JohnK, let me know what you think... did it for you afterall.

-johnnn

Evan said...

evan's angelina sketch

There ya go, John. Thanks for the analysis.

Kion said...

Heres my first attempt at it based off of johns notes. I feel like I could have pushed it a little more

Original http://images.absolutecelebrities.com/rp/6168_jolie_angelina_24.jpg

my drawing

http://www.fatnek.com/images/jolie.jpg

Kion said...

heres another. I like this one better

http://www.fatnek.com/images/jolie2.jpg

Clarke (Csnyde) said...

Wow John all these Angelina's are great. I even showed my wife your blog this morning to see if she could recognize all of these fine celeb's without any help and she nailed most every damn one which only speaks as to your prowess in the realm of caricature.

I have been so inspired by all of this great material on your blog, that I coldn't help but play along when you asked for caricatures from your vast audience, so click HERE to go to my blog and see my take on Angelina and Tomkat.

You sir are a God among men. God bless the sperm and egg that made ya.

Vincent Perea said...

My contribution is at:

http://static.flickr.com/24/101909958_51e3c7a76c.jpg


And there is my angelina. Less of a caricture than I originally thought. Except those lips!

p.s. I have a skecth blog that should be up soon.

kp said...

Here's my lousy Angelina pic. http://myscrabblinsnstuff.blogspot.com/2006/02/heres-my-crappy-angelina-caricature.html

Elliot said...

KP - you may not like you Angelina drawing but it is extremely funny.

Vanoni! said...

http://homepage.mac.com/artsyfartsy/.Pictures/jolie.gif

Is it just me or does Maddox look like a 50 year old with hair plugs?

Elliot said...

good work there Vanoni.
Lovely.

Chet said...

hey John-

I gave it a shot -http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/29327584/

I know it doenst look alot like her but i did it for the fun of it.Im only 14 so that should give me an excuse for having a bad drawing right? hahahaha.It would be cool if you would tell me what you thought of it(but you dont have to or anything).

Ohh and I wanted to ask you what you thought of chuck jones?

Vanoni! said...

Updated with color.
Enjoy.

mitchL said...

I'm an only child, but I thought I'd throw in my two cents, half penny, or whatever it's worth...

Click to be taken away

JohnK said...

Hi Chet

your drawings look exactly like her, and I love Chuck Jones!

He's one of my all time heroes and a big influence.

Ever see The Dover Boys?

JohnK said...

Hey everyone,

great drawings of Angie!

I will post some either today or tomorrow.

It's gonna be tough to pick a weiner!

Johnny

Ben R said...

I changed my other one a little - I realised she had a huge chin. Looks a lot more like her now

-Ben

Chet said...

Hey john thanks alot for the comment,and the compliment.

Yeah im a big fan of Dan Backslide,Mel Blanc doing that voice is really great.

Hey have you ever seen Mel Blanc on the Jack Benny show?

I just recently saw Jack Benny for the first time(via one of those cheapo dvd's) and Mel Blanc is great on there.(even though hes only on a few episodes)

JohnK said...

Chet,

yeah I love Jack Benny.

Did you see the one with Mel Blanc and Peter Lorre?
I laugh my arse off every time I watch it!

kasap said...

Here's my late jolie, it was fun trying to get her face right dont think it's there yet

http://members.lycos.nl/kasapbasak/jolie.JPG

Chet said...

unfortunatley not,The dvd set i got only had about 18 episodes on it.I will see if i can find another dvd.

What kind of music does your band play?

Robert Hume said...

I know the contest has passed, but I've been a fan of your work for so long that I just HAD to give this a shot! It's not everyday that the possibility of getting artistic feed back from your childhood "idle" comes along! I posted my attempt on my Blog...

Keep up the amazing work John and you should know, were all rooting for you out here in cartoon-land! T.V. just isn't entertainment with out yah!

Peace out!

-Robert

SmileSleep said...

I like your works very much

Adams Cole said...

Hello, i think i like your drawings, they make me laugh.ha!ha!ha!

Adams Cole said...

Hello, i think i like your drawings, they make me laugh.ha!ha!ha!

Ms. Heedee & her boys said...

We love ya, Johnny cakes!

Anonymous said...

Hi EVERYONE i came by this site by accident i was actually looking for attractive animations and saw the drawing of angeline jolie .

unless you can capture the essense of a person in your caricature might it be the grace ,humour agression, sex appeal or the enigma of a personality as a true artist should, then i advise you should take a step down and practice perfecting a plain jane sort of face and person .so less is expected of you dont take on a master piece like angelina jolie

angelina has some sort of magic about her asthetically which can also be recognised in her witty, sexy, refined but devilishly intimidating persona.

no one here has captured anything about her espeacially her lips . although caricatures are supposed to be outragiously out of porportion they should hold some relevance to the person(ality) so that the viewer can apprciate the attempt pretending its art. anyway just some friendly advice i wont waist my time writing on this sit again i just dont want any of you waisting your lives thinking your artists leave that to the talented ones, you just scribble. bye take care

taylor

Anonymous said...

The technical term is cameltoe in lips.

Steve Stiles said...

Hello!

I'm not an artist or anything but i loved Ren and Stimpy and then I found this competition!

With her recent escapades, I got all excited about drawing her. I know it sucks, but I hope it makes someone laugh.

I saw some of the ones everyone else has done - they look great. My favourite sketch from John is the ET one.

http://www.stevestiles.co.uk/jolie.jpg

Steve Stiles said...

Anonymous:
angelina has some sort of magic about her asthetically which can also be recognised in her witty, sexy, refined but devilishly intimidating persona.

I think people have perfectly captured her 'determinism'.