Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Blen and Kubercheebee's Magical Powers

Blen and Kubercheebie are from another dimension-the dimension of your eyelashes where the laws of physics are completely different than the ones that keep you stuck to the ground.

They sometimes visit us and hide on our shirts. You might worry about this at first, but actually while you wear the shirts you have magical powers. You can curse out your boss in full voice and he won't hear a thing - while the rest of the office will hear it all think your are the bravest creature in our flimsy slice of space-time.

You can attract aliens from even more bizarre worlds.

Your torso will glisten from the magical eyelash dimension dust that lures potential mates that you can couple with and then devour while they are still in a hypnotic trance of bliss.
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We now have these popular otherwordly items in all sizes and for multiple genders.

This popular item also is now available in larger sizes, so all you manly brutes can finally advertise your love for discipline to the dirty little sissies in your neighborhood:
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Or maybe you collect rare Canadian pseudo anime:

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