Saturday, December 26, 2009

Slab's First Fist 12: Fist 2 Comes Of Age

Slab's out of trouble, but his pooberty fist is starting to ache worse than ever!

The throbbing intensifies.
Bigger and bigger! Now it's turning blue! Oh, the pangs of budding youth!
And now here comes the other fist!
Now they're both throbbing! Back and forth! Back and forth!

He turns to his corner for help: "I can't stand the pain, Ern!"
Ernie: "Shut up! Look out! He's getting up!"
Donald looks determined. It's an ugly look. The glare of eyes tasting their helpless prey hungrily.
Slab: "WhattooIdo Ern'? WHATTA I DOOOOO?"
"OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!!! Help me Ern!"
Ernie: "Now you got 2 Pooberty fists, Slab! Use 'em or lose 'em!"
Slab accepts the intense burning in his changing organs of violence and takes a step to meet his opponent. I couldn't guess the outcome of this fight! Will it be skill or hormones that win the day?!

to be continued.... collection of lessons at Cartoon Curriculum blog:



Elana Pritchard said...

Guess who got a shirt for xmas even though she's Jewish?
dust mites

JohnK said...

That's a great pic! You'll be in my next catalogue.

RooniMan said...

TWO throbbing fists?! Now things are intensifing.

Trevor Thompson said...

I couldn't guess the outcome of this fight!

If not you, then who? I have a few ideas. Nyuk nyuk.

AShortt said...

Throbbing pooberty fists...the mind is a incredible thing. Brilliant Sir - brilliant!