Bear Hair-Cut Storyboard
Here's a wacky storyboard done by world famous REX. This is a good example of direct sponsorship or "branded entertainment".

George and Jimmy are sitting at a picnic tablein the thick of the woods.
there is a toaster oven on the table.
a cord droops over the table and goes over to the car and in the open door.
maybe we start on the car and pan to the table, pan following the cord.













they are all hairy



George is disgusted
he complains to Jimmy
about all the long haired forest freaks




"Hey man!"
" you got a Pontiac Vibe!"
"groovy Dad"
"You mind if I plug my Strat in there."
"I wanna rock out"

"I'll rock you out all right!"
George throws a rock at his head

Scene wipe

fade in on the bear with a sheet around his neck as George shears his hair off with clippers
" I'm decent!"
He turns his head back and forth to see the haircut in the mirror from different angles

then he looks at George and says, "Can i have whitewalls like yours?"
and we see the bear beaming with pride with his new republican hairstyle
then he looks sheepish and leans down to George, "Say do you think you could do anything about my wife?"
Crunch crunch crunch










fade in on the bear with a sheet around his neck as George shears his hair off with clippers
that are attached to the Vibe outlet
Jimmy is holding a mirror in front of his face
the bear is like "Whoa!"



then he looks at George and says, "Can i have whitewalls like yours?"
cut to the part above George's ears where it's shaved so we know what "whitewalls are"
George: "Done!"
another wipe



they hear branches breaking

a hideous Gorilla walks out, with natty hair and long black teats
George does a shock take, his scalp recedes
then he gains composure
"With the Pontiac Vibe fancy-ass AC outlet, anything's possible!....
yeesh!

He looks at the Gorilla
bugs pass by and the waft from the armpits hit the flies and they drop dead
they land in Jimmy's hand
he eats them.

George inspects the armpits and her hairy legs

"Lady, this ain't France!"
In our country, the women shave their tender parts!
We don't need to show the shaving, but we should hear it 
then cut to a blowdryer fluffing up the Gorilla's huge pink wig
George plops a bra on them as the finishing touch

"Save that shit for the National Geographic! Decent folk wrap 'em up!"
then a shot of the bear with his arm around the bashful Gorilla
"How can we ever thank you for making us decent?"

George shoots them
the last shot is them on George's trophy wall
George in his comfy den chair smoking his pipe "Yessir, The Pontiac Vibe is a Goddamn Salon on wheels!"

a hideous Gorilla walks out, with natty hair and long black teats





He looks at the Gorilla
"Lift your arms"
she does









maybe the bear is watching the action as stubble flies through the scene
he is looking pleased
cut to the ac outletGeorge pulls out one plug and plugs in another

then cut to a blowdryer fluffing up the Gorilla's huge pink wig
then we hear the dryer turn off
Jimmy is getting aroused

then cut to the newly shaved and beautified Gorillaher arms up in the air, pits shaved
George is smug


then cut to the newly shaved and beautified Gorillaher arms up in the air, pits shaved
legs shaved
but still hairy everywhere elseshe still has the unsightly breasts









pan past bear head
gorilla head
gorilla arms coming out of their own plaque so we can see the shaved part

21 comments:
funny as hell. The first look of the shaved gorilla had me laughing already. Is it going to go any farther than being a rough story board?
That was hilarious! I'd love to see that finished.
Advertising helps me decide.
This is incredible. The gorilla's shapes are wonderful.
i like it when things are funny and that was some funny things right there
I laughed most at the reveal of the hippie bear and George's simmering rage. Thanks for posting this!
That's not quite how I remember The Trouble with Tribbles-- But I like your version better!
Why is it that Rex's drawings sometimes remind me of Gene Deitch's versions of Tom & Jerry?
( Rex, if yer reading this, I mean it as a compliment!! )
- trevor.
PS: John, did you design the Bear and Wife before Rex did the storyboard, or did you just have him do them 'generically'?
Awesome! Give me ten!
Brilliant storyboard!
Rex does great work.
at the top you wrote god example, i hope you meant good ahaha
Rex draws so cartoonyly!
I was able to guess what jimmy would do with the flies! Well, I was just diagnosed retarded not too long ago. Hahaha! I love their couple's shot, PETA is gonna be pissed but I say let em'!
And I made these last night... It was difficult but rewarding!
Sorry to leave a comment twice, but here's my improved Donald Duck drawing ready for critiquing.
Brilliant storyboard! It was easy for me to see it animated as I looked thru.
Haha I feel so proud to own a vibe now.
WOW this is amazing!!! Did it ever get made!! I love rex's drawing style it is so fun to look at and appealing! If this hasn't been made it should be ASAP.
Love the ending
LOL, the drawing of the bear and the gorilla together.
That bear has my haircut! Awesome!
That was so funny!
*tears*
I wanna know more about this "REX" person, John?
Fill me in on this delicious artist!
anything that makes fun of hairy smelly Hair Bear Bunch characters, especially getting whitewalls is OK in my book!
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