Never is there such glee as when man gets to slip on his first spring underthings.

"As
shoon ass
Ve are
Shnug in our
Onderfings,
ve can take a nice cold shower!"
Ruthenia is particularly prized for the quality of its snappy elastic sock and waistbands.

Uh oh! Little Horst senses a
disturbence in his nether regions.

He feels no snugness today. Can this truly be spring?

In a flash his papa, experienced in the ugly parts of life, knows who's to blame for this atrocity. "Only
vun wrrretched creature
vould do
soch a ting!"

The
ruiner of all precious treasures enjoys his well-earned moment of spite.

"Who
eesh dat ting all
coovered een hairss,
Tato?
Whoooo?"
http://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/2009/11/toenails-11-its-him-forest-demon.htmlThanks to you generous folks who cherish your cartoon stories you can't get on TV and lessons they didn't give in school! I know it's a tough time out there, so it's extra appreciated.