Never is there such glee as when man gets to slip on his first spring underthings."As shoon ass Ve are Shnug in our Onderfings, ve can take a nice cold shower!"
Ruthenia is particularly prized for the quality of its snappy elastic sock and waistbands.
Uh oh! Little Horst senses a disturbence in his nether regions.
He feels no snugness today. Can this truly be spring?
In a flash his papa, experienced in the ugly parts of life, knows who's to blame for this atrocity. "Only vun wrrretched creature vould do soch a ting!"
The ruiner of all precious treasures enjoys his well-earned moment of spite.
"Who eesh dat ting all coovered een hairss, Tato? Whoooo?"
Thanks to you generous folks who cherish your cartoon stories you can't get on TV and lessons they didn't give in school! I know it's a tough time out there, so it's extra appreciated.