You can walk faster in official Mighty Mouse shoes. What makes them Mighty Mouse shoes?There is a picture of him inside the shoe where only the wrinkly part of your foot will ever see it.
Pocket size Mighty Mouse comics are a thrill and a half.
Lots of wholesome punching in every issue.
A good dose of all-American strangling sets a good example for children as well.
No problem can not be resolved by a good sock in the kisser.
Bonus ROQUEFORT CADAVER
Most kids enjoy dead versions of their favorite cartoon characters.
Here is Little Roquefort in his casket.
He has a special nose.
Whoever is auctioning this toy knows instinctively that the perfectly preserved mummified label is its essential selling point.
Roquefort may have passed on, but his tapeworm still thrives.