Showing posts with label Donald Bastard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Donald Bastard. Show all posts
Thursday, July 31, 2014
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Monday, February 01, 2010
Slab's First Fist 17 : the Decision
" and the winner... by stoppage is..DONALD, THE RAPTOR....BASTARD!!"
Bobby Bigloaf is up and cheering his cartoon hero. He rushes to congratulate him.
The vanquished Slab and his ruined pooberty fists skulk away in shame.
Bobby gives a Donald a well-practiced, furry-worthy-man-hug as Big John looks down with pride at the scene of youthful joy. There's nothing like a good dose of violence to warm the heart of any decent red-blooded boy!
"Gee Mr. Cartoon Bastard," squeals Bobby, "you sure showed those bullies!"
Then the poor little future cartoon-scribe laments his own natural wimpiness. "Gosh, I was wish I could kick some bully butt like you, but I'm just a little old defenseless fatty."
Big John has the answer: "Bobby, you don't have to work out for 10 years to get a black belt in self-defense! We need you eating potato chips and writing superhero comic books!
What you do need is this fancy-ass official Donald Bastard T shirt! No one's gonna mess with you in a manly shirt like this!
To be continued...
Hey folks, I just cracked 10,000,000 hits today! Thanks to you.
Here's Mr. Paal, a talented young cartoonist celebrating the occasion he helped happen.
Bobby Bigloaf is up and cheering his cartoon hero. He rushes to congratulate him.The vanquished Slab and his ruined pooberty fists skulk away in shame.
Bobby gives a Donald a well-practiced, furry-worthy-man-hug as Big John looks down with pride at the scene of youthful joy. There's nothing like a good dose of violence to warm the heart of any decent red-blooded boy!
"Gee Mr. Cartoon Bastard," squeals Bobby, "you sure showed those bullies!"
Then the poor little future cartoon-scribe laments his own natural wimpiness. "Gosh, I was wish I could kick some bully butt like you, but I'm just a little old defenseless fatty."
Big John has the answer: "Bobby, you don't have to work out for 10 years to get a black belt in self-defense! We need you eating potato chips and writing superhero comic books!
What you do need is this fancy-ass official Donald Bastard T shirt! No one's gonna mess with you in a manly shirt like this!
Bobby quickly tears the sweat-stained white shirt off of his smooth shiny chest...
To be continued...Hey folks, I just cracked 10,000,000 hits today! Thanks to you.
Here's Mr. Paal, a talented young cartoonist celebrating the occasion he helped happen.
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Slab's First Fist: 8 Battle Begins
Both combatants simultaneously deliver a punishing blow.
Slab is bruised but not out.
DB fires a kick to the head with furious webbed force.
Slab's hurt! He has a mouth full of crushed jawbone and teeth fragments!
This would finish any regular bully, but it just makes Slab mad!
Oh! A perfect driving elbow to the solar plexus from the ring bastard!
Followed by a flying knee! This could be it, folks! Nobody should have to take this kind of punishment!
Donald is jumping up and down! He's taunting his opponent! Oh the humiliation!"
Slab looks to his corner! "WhattadoIdo now 'Ern??!"
Ernie advises: "Do that move we learned in Sunday School!"
Slab leaps into a bill-crunching Superman punch! "What a fight! What a fight!"
Donald is knocked to the matt. He's on his back! "Ground and pound 'im like Father McGinty showed ya, Slab!" shouts Ernie! "Pretend he's one o' those ATHEIST duck bastards!"
Slab dives on the dazed mallard.
To be continued...
Original Doodles Glitch:
There are still some doodles left and I added a new set.
READ ABOUT CARTOONS AND CHAINSAWS HERE
Can you do me a favor though? If you put one in the shopping basket, then change your mind, please take it out of the basket. Otherwise it says "This one is gone." Then other people think it is no longer available. Last night someone put every drawing in a shopping basket and made other people think there were no doodles left.
If you see any other glitches, let me know.
Thanks!
Your best friend
John
Slab is bruised but not out.DB fires a kick to the head with furious webbed force.
Slab's hurt! He has a mouth full of crushed jawbone and teeth fragments!
This would finish any regular bully, but it just makes Slab mad!
Oh! A perfect driving elbow to the solar plexus from the ring bastard!Followed by a flying knee! This could be it, folks! Nobody should have to take this kind of punishment!
Donald is jumping up and down! He's taunting his opponent! Oh the humiliation!"
Slab looks to his corner! "WhattadoIdo now 'Ern??!"
Ernie advises: "Do that move we learned in Sunday School!"Slab leaps into a bill-crunching Superman punch! "What a fight! What a fight!"
Donald is knocked to the matt. He's on his back! "Ground and pound 'im like Father McGinty showed ya, Slab!" shouts Ernie! "Pretend he's one o' those ATHEIST duck bastards!"
Slab dives on the dazed mallard.
To be continued...
Original Doodles Glitch:
There are still some doodles left and I added a new set.
READ ABOUT CARTOONS AND CHAINSAWS HERE
Can you do me a favor though? If you put one in the shopping basket, then change your mind, please take it out of the basket. Otherwise it says "This one is gone." Then other people think it is no longer available. Last night someone put every drawing in a shopping basket and made other people think there were no doodles left.
If you see any other glitches, let me know.
Thanks!
Your best friend
John
Tuesday, December 08, 2009
Slab's First Fist 6: Enter Bastard
Bobby's favorite Toon wrenches himself out of the message board.
He spins and is ready for action.
Out spews his famous hat.
Donald goes into his anticipation...
..and explodes offscreen!
Outside the carnage continues unabated.
Donald Bastard approaches the slaughter in strike position.
Who is this interloper, wonders Slab "n" Ernie?
Bobby Bigloaf has been pummeled and bruised to near unconsciousness.
Ernie is outraged. He tells Slab to continue the onslaught, as he takes a step towards the Cartoon celebrity: "Finish the job, Slab! I'll take care of this feathered faggot!"
(I don't condone Ernie's use of hate-words and neither will our knight in shining keratin)
to be continued...
He spins and is ready for action.
Out spews his famous hat.
Donald goes into his anticipation...
..and explodes offscreen!
Outside the carnage continues unabated.
Donald Bastard approaches the slaughter in strike position.
Who is this interloper, wonders Slab "n" Ernie?
Bobby Bigloaf has been pummeled and bruised to near unconsciousness.
Ernie is outraged. He tells Slab to continue the onslaught, as he takes a step towards the Cartoon celebrity: "Finish the job, Slab! I'll take care of this feathered faggot!"
(I don't condone Ernie's use of hate-words and neither will our knight in shining keratin)
to be continued...
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Finally! T Shirts Available!
Special girl's cut B and K.
BUY A SHIRT FOR CHRISTMAS!
Hey if you don't see your size but want to order one, please let me know in the comments, so we can take a count and decide whether we need to print more.
We are low on XX large in some designs.
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